taking 63 Ms to talk wild spicy and then walking it back the second you lose is so funny, this is like what boxers do to sell a PPV
Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 5h agoI encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.
ICE has now spent over $2.2 BILLION on purchasing 4 private prisons from CoreCivic, with the company banking half a billion dollars on the most recent sale. Of course, ICE will not actually operate these facilities; CoreCivic keeps the contracts to run these places for the foreseeable future.
Happy #whiskerswednesday Everybuddy! Slightly suspicious noises outside as Dadda and lovely neighbour are doing stuff - and not involving ne, damn cheek! 🙀😹😻 #catsofbluesky
Me: I would like more movies with an original premise Monkey Paw:
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 4h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
It'll open right after full self-driving is released in 2015.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Mark, I heard your momma is so fat that she orders the type of burrito that makes sense for her to eat. I’m just playing.
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
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A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
The right wants to take your delicious burritos. They're telling you to "just make it at home."
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
Janela should start some sort of Bar Rescue thing where he goes from indie to indie to try and learn the place up, his track record seems fine enough and he can still act crazier than a shithouse rat.
David Bixenspan@davidbix.com · 6h ago🤔
I hope he does a grand finale some day where he uses an actual pizza peel to expertly remove the pizza and then just slowly upends it and dumps the pizza on the ground, like a cat pushing a glass off the counter
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 15h agoThere’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
the centrist argument against soft socialists is literally just "you'll make the money mad! then the rich will suspend the pretense of democracy and send in their nazi thugs to impose martial law!" but the money is already doing that anyway, it's obvious to anyone who isn't a massive racist
dunno why i had to stop what i was doing the other day to take a picture of this bowl of ice filled with low fat cheese sticks. i can't say what about it i find so haunting
you only won by one mere percentage point??? when your opponent spent patrick mahomes' annual salary on a primary election??? honestly pathetic. me and the other hot popular girls are laughing at you honestly
Tell me you don't understand that other people exist who have different lives and experiences than yourself without telling me...
Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 13h agoI have one answer.
[The Athletic editorial - April 1947] - the Jackie Robinson experiment needs to end. Let's prioritize Cap Anson values.
This might as well have been scrawled in crayon
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 8h agoAaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
Helpful info at the bottom of the image here of the person and their eventual cause of death
Equality and Human Rights Commission@equalityhumanright.bsky.social · 11h agoOur code of practice for services, public functions and associations comes into force today. It provides practical guidance on how the Equality Act 2010 applies to services, public functions and associations. Find out more: https://ow.ly/alIf50Zwrkx
If you’d like to read the report exposing the anti trans people ‘Gender Critical’ movement in the UK - which sadly Amnesty took down after bottling it due to legal threats from the Edinburgh Funder - here it is. Like_a_snowball_final_.pdf - Google Drive drive.google.com/file/d/1PSsa...
“Kaseya pointed out that some 60-70% of the new cases were recorded from spreading within a community, not from contact tracing… “Contact tracing is not working,” said Kaseya, “we don’t like the trajectory of this outbreak, and it’s already the second largest outbreak (ever) in the world.”
Ebola kills 1,700 in eastern Congo as the fastest-growing outbreak surges
Ebola has killed more than 1,700 people in eastern Congo in what has become the fastest-growing outbreak of the disease.
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this is a quote tweet that is operating as a personal save of this video. which I will use 1000x during college football season.
JP@jpnew.bsky.social · 18h agoDudes rock
Nothing has made me want to follow wrestling again in 2026 more than seeing snippets of the drama between Joey Janela and whatever the fuck ORANGE CRUSH PRODUCE is.