AEW returns to Arena Mexico tonight for Grand Slam Mexico, so it's a great time as any to remind everyone about Hangman's amazing promo at last year's show.
gal dente 🍝
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This is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028
I am once again pitching "Bright Side of the Ring" where it's nice stories from wrestling. It will be three episodes long and will mostly feature RJ City doing VO, vamping.
WE LIVE IN A GREEDY LITTLE WORLD I'M ABOUT TO SHAKE THE HAND OF THIS YOUNG GIRL
As grim as everything else is getting, it remains hilarious that the Adam/Brett split was over Adam wanting the evil knife murderer do a respect handshake with Billie Starkz in the middle of the ring after she put him over in the finals of the Jersey J-Cup.
I want Billie to leave Athena and be Charles Mason's lil murder minion. It would be adorable.
OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN WONDERING BEEN WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT'S EVEN FUCKING DUMBER THAN I EVER COULD'VE DREAMED.
As grim as everything else is getting, it remains hilarious that the Adam/Brett split was over Adam wanting the evil knife murderer do a respect handshake with Billie Starkz in the middle of the ring after she put him over in the finals of the Jersey J-Cup.
it's Ella's birthday! in addition to the below, you can buy cool shit from Ella's shop (linked in her bio) and add a lil donation!
Hello. All I would like for my birthday today is this boosted everywhere and any help anyone can manage. Rent and bills forever. License renewal today costs $41 And i have to make moxie an appointment that will be at least $300. Second half of rent due in a week and a half. Anythinf helps!
and I cannot wait for Mystery Wrestling to have a show within a three-hour travel radius, because I will be there with BELLS ON
Hey, you know which promotion doesn't have a bunch of drama right now? Mystery Wrestling.
catching up on @gwpodcastuk.bsky.social and I see that we're all on the same wavelength re: nans and Death Riders 🥰 missed you guys!
let the nans get in a staredown with Marina!
oh man I can't wait to catch up on CMLL, but it's past my bedtime. everyone vibe out to the Chávez bros theme, etc.
Imagine conflating being a dick to an indie wrestler as speaking truth to power
Just an incredible loser.
Imagine having the money and promotional muscle to put on these sick wrestling cards and you just have to be an utter cunt to deal with. Could never be me.
I am so grateful to have experienced the two shows at Pioneer Works, especially last night's! I was already a little bit sad that Produce is moving to a different venue for the next Brooklyn show. but it seems like @janelababy.bsky.social has HAD IT and it's not too hard to see why 🤼
But wait, there's more! 🤼
I kinda figured. Pls let Brett weigh in. My messy ass needs it.
And here we go 🤼
btw, for those who watched #PRODUCE3 at home, did Místico's pantomimed suggestion that he and Rocky have a mask vs. hair match soon make it onto the stream?? 🤼
"You're really gonna DIE for Trans Rights?" Nick Fucking Gage: "Someone is." 🤼
Scary professional wrestler Nick Gages on Pride & gives his opinions of transgendered people #WWE
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“La Quebradita” 36x48 inch acrylic on canvas It’s #AEWGrandSlamMexico week, so here’s my latest painting. Inspired by Quebradita. This is the largest painting I’ve done so far and the first with a luchadora and more than one subject.
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Dr Oz: "This is corruption on the underlying system ... when everyone is doing it, that's a real pathology. Bc if you're not part of the corrupt system, you're a fool. When I'm lying to you & you know I'm lying & I know that you know that I'm lying, & on & on & on, that's how countries collapse."
I really have no hot takes on the 2 Continental 2 Cup (h/t @chob316.bsky.social) tournament, except: next time, keep the pairings "random" and make them intergender #AEW 🤼
@73k.us and I were trying to determine whether Lee Moriarty has wrestled in, like, just the majority or the VAST majority of events we've attended. and I fucking love that for us. TAIGASTYLE to the moon #AEW #ROH #indiewrestling 🤼
I'm gonna need AEW to put Lee Moriarty in a Continental Classic/Cup at some point. I understand if they want to wait until his Pure Championship run is over, but that's a priority.
good morning, everyone! let's have a little Hechicero/Murder Grandpa dance party, as a treat #PRODUCE3 🤼
I have a lot of photos and videos and will share whatever actually came out when I get to go through them! I can't believe we got to see all those people right before our eyes. what a show! #PRODUCE3 🤼
Stealing someone else's answer but legit pro-wrestling where the worst version is a $250 WWE ticket and the best version is a $30 @hoodslam.bsky.social ticket. 🤼♂️
What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
it was so fun to yell FUCK YOU ROCKY (thanks, we love you, you're amazing, who else could have made this crazy card happen) #PRODUCE3 🤼