Barbie Devyndarbė
@katchin05.blacksky.app
brown glass bottle full of shavings from the sun🌅 Black magic in a cheetah print coat. I am deliberate and afraid of nothing. practitioner of radical hospitality 🍞🌹 avid traveler. cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛, DINK & #childfree fun auntie. general enthusiast. #AuDHD. 🍉🇵🇸🇸🇩
Tear The Bitch Apart Bitch
Alt: "Tear The Bitch Apart Bitch" - Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · yesterdaySomeone in my writing group who hasn't said anything for months submitted 100 new pages over the weekend and said he has started “working with a collaborator” and after exactly two comments on his pages he let it slip it's ChatGPT. This is gonna be a bloodbath.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
His only interest is getting their shares so high he gets his OBSCENE bonus pay.
🏳️🌈Brendan Agnew🏳️⚧️@blcagnew.bsky.social · 5d agoAny half-competent studio head woulda locked Gerwig down for a 3-picture deal immediately after BARBIE, or at least say "here's $200 million, do whatever you want" for the sequel to their biggest movie ever. How the fuck is he screwing this up so badly?
I haven't used Backmarket personally, but I did end up ordering a refurbished replacement. That was my first time in an Apple store in who knows how long - and only in an attempt to get a repair. None of these companies are getting new phone money out of me again.
Your fave's fave@actually.roiskinda.cool · 22h agoJust buy refurbished and side step this whole charade. I'm an Apple person and I haven't bought anything direct from them in over a decade. www.backmarket.com/en-us
Literally no one except a ketamine-addled tech bro creep has ever thought "You know what would make these headphones better? If they had a camera on them."
Barbie Devyndarbė@katchin05.blacksky.app · 23h agoNo one asked for this
I'm really glad that ESPN got rid of a talented and knowledgeable dude like Ryan Clark so they could pay a sleeveless punter more money so Aaron Rodgers could be on TV complaining about Dr. Fauci. What the absolute fuck is wrong with everyone
This is, somehow, ESPN. You might think it's Fox News or Newsmax and I would understand why you were confused. ESPN wouldn't be what they are today if they did this horseshit in the 90s. They would've gone out of business.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
I'd never heard of Rod Liddle before this post. I looked him up, and I hope he is getting roasted on a pitchfork in hell for the rest of eternity.
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
Sorry to harp on this, but these CEOs keep bringing up the idea of a "public square" and I don't think they've ever been to a public square. I don't have the right to talk to anyone in a real-life public square! People get to tell me to go away.
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
My son had three police cars pull up on yesterday because the Black lady at the counter thought he was a drug dealer they even had a dog he gave them permission to search his car and I didn't like that because what if they planted something they also warned him about his medication
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
My dear friend Sama'a doesn't ask for much, only food and medicine for her family. Please give what you can. chuffed.org/project/1575...
Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d
Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋@carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 4d agoGaza is no longer seeking luxury, but the most basic necessities of life. Every passing day brings new fears, hunger, displacement, and losses, while families struggle to protect their children amidst unbearable conditions. If you can help, don't delay. chuffed.org/project/1575...
1.1% of the country is muslim 1% of the country is trans both have double the poverty rate of the average american apparently these 1% can take over the entire country but the 1% that holds ~37% of the total wealth aren't doing anything worth looking into
Brendan Gutenschwager@bgonthescene.bsky.social · 3d agoJake Lang unveils a banner at Cedar Point Shores Waterpark in Ohio reading “Stop Muslim Takeover of Democrat Party!!” and calling for the deportation of American-born U.S. Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed
*it’s okay to eat poison liver off the toilet I did cocaine off of as long as you don’t get vaccinated.
Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com · 6d agoMy doctor: you could eat more salads My tv: do not eat the salads that make you poop to death My Secretary of health: it’s ok to eat poison liver as long as you don’t get vaccinated
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Why am I supposed to care about this? Carville has lost ever campaign he's worked on since 1992 and is married to a Republican strategist. He should leave anyway.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d agoJames Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’
This dude fucking stole our culture to crown himself the king of it & we loathe Elvis to the depths of our blood!
Chantal James@chantalalive.blacksky.app · 3d agoI really think a lot of folks who aren't Black don't get how damn near universally resented Elvis Presley is by Black people! Like I hate him so damn much & a lot of my people hate him so much more. I just wanted to fucking convey that to y'all crackers.
The decimation of small, family owned veterinary practices is so fucking awful. I'll never forget the run around, unnecessary bills and bad care I got when my baby Nala passed away a couple of years ago.
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 3d agoVeterinary care is becoming increasingly expensive for American pet owners. As prices rise, attention is turning to a major shift in the industry: private equity firms and large corporations buying up veterinary practices across the country. https://to.pbs.org/3RedOuo
imagine if humans put that sort of disclaimer on their resumes lol
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 3d ago“The AI assistant, which Kinney Drugs named Burt, after its founder, was built by a third-party AI pharmaceutical company, Synerio. In the pharmacy’s terms, Kinney Drugs states that ‘Burt may not be accurate, complete or up-to-date and may be misleading or contain errors and omissions.’”
Broke my iPhone 14 last night. The scam running between Verizon and Apple deadass makes me what to resort to using telegrams and carrier pigeons. Why does a replacement cost almost as much as it did retail when it was released?! Why would Verizon not honor Apple Care, but offer Apple Care!?
🚨 ABC News: The Johns Hopkins University researcher released after being detained by ICE at Maryland airport: Fatima Ameaka was held at a facility in Louisiana, according to her lawyer. The ICE kidnappings must stop. abcnews.com/US/johns-hop...
Johns Hopkins researcher released after being detained by ICE at Maryland airport
A Johns Hopkins University researcher, originally from Cameroon, was detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers earlier this week.
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I do not fuck with Black peoples who are fine with oppression of any kind.
Native-Tongues J@offbydesign.blacksky.app · 4d agoI hate homophobic black people so much. The same talking points you use are exactly how white people used to/still speak about us. "I don't like them being pushed on us" "I wouldn't want my children around them" "They always have an agenda" "You know they (insert offensive untrue stereotype)"
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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