If a house is a home, Lunenburg is kind of an Airbnb

I feel like I should elaborate on this a bit more: It’s not that I literally don’t care about Lunenburg. It’s that I don’t really like it.

Katy Jean@katynotie.bsky.social · yesterday

I don’t care for Lunenburg, either.

The Perez Hilton News is.. conflicting, morally. It shouldn’t be. But it is.

now in stock, Pride and Prejudice: The One With the Sluts

My kid is going to be feral by the time he goes back to school.

My kid has echolalia which means he repeats words and phrases that he’s heard on TV, or radio or from a person etc. Right now one of his phrases he spontaneously repeats is something I said: “fuck is a bad word.” Which is slowly just shortening to “fuck.”

Having a shaved head is awesome.

This Day in Buster… August 5, 1926 Buster Keaton fights for his love in “Battling Butler,” which has its U.S. premiere in Chicago. Join us at our annual convention in Muskegon, Michigan where we will celebrate the 100th anniversary of Battling Butler & The General. buff.ly/lhBxEPA

lmao www.maptap.gg August 5 68😑 78😂 80✨ 73🙃 51😴 Final score: 678

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Docs not Socks

1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me

tat benatar@tatbenatar.bsky.social · 3d ago

1 like = 1 completely dull, mundane fact about me ✨

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

I need a nice sunny day in a cemetery with a backpack of Olands and fully charged headphones.

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Aug 11th 11am 1801 Hollis Street On the Hollis Street side I will be rappelling down the building In the downtown and can sneak out to see me? Come on down!

idk a lot of people online wave to me as I drive by on the struggle bus

New York Magazine@nymag.com · 2d ago

On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?

I just gotta get theough the summer and to spooky season.

All I want is a brain not riddled with mental illness and a heart that functions. I don’t feel like this is a lot to ask.

What do you mean I’m “funny”? Funny what? Like Joe Pesci? Do I entertain you in films about gangsters? Am I a side character in the musical Jersey Boys? Were impressions of me a mainstay on SNL throughout the 80s and 90s? FUNNY HOW?!

I heard General Screaming earlier. I heard it again and it sounded like they were yelling “HELP.” I went on my deck to figure out the direction the yelling was coming from because I couldn’t very well call the authorities to report a man yelling somewhere within the vicinity of Dartmouth.

My child has been awake since 4:35 am. It’s it 11:34 PM.

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This wordle is not making my day better.

Do I know anyone that is knowledgeable about filing taxes? Not just numbers, like understands what someone would need/ how to not fuck it up?

Back on the patch since I’ve entirely lost control of my smoking. I hate it. It feels like the equivalent of a dog’s cone of shame.