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Another long shot - I need a logo designed (to be used for website/social media/possibly printed materials/shirts eventually). Any leads? Everyone local to me that I've reached out to stopped responding.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

The milk that the kiddo has to drink is a product of Canada. And already $6 for 48 ounces. Fucking cooooool guys. Cool cool cool cool cool.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.