technology in 2026: “we have detected you suspiciously using the service as intended and have permanently suspended your account”
*has thing in drawer for 5+ years "ah don't need this anymore *throws out next day: *needs thing
the getting up very early advocates are gas cause they think they’ve somehow managed to get more hours in the day than everyone else
August, 17⁰C, violently mild, deliciously damp, soft breeze heavy with scent of wet vegetation, thick blankets of hefty grey cloud, none of this prolonged heatwave 32⁰C shenanigans, PERFECT conditions, mountainous Atlantic coast genes finally absolutely thriving 😌
where can we find healthy oil “the oil from cod’s liver” cool wait what
Acre would be a good nickname of a lad who’s older brother’s name is Hector
it’s times like this ya just have to imagine what JurassicArse would say
finishing making food and sitting down to eat it and pressing play on the thing you’re gonna watch on the phone has the be the most powerful summoning spell (someone to appear and start talkin shite) in existence
🎵 Your own…personal…blood boy. Someone to hear your prayers With organs as spares… 🎶