The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this.
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antique dealer. do good, be good. F 🧊. protect your community. SCO’ ZERS. TBAGTWTC.
yes let's be clear here, Kotek has the same bad hand of all Oregon governors and has played it horrifically bsky.app/profile/left...
Left Coast Reads 📚🌹@leftcoastreads.bsky.social · yesterdayKotek has a lot that is her fault though. Trying to destroy Multnomah County's universal preschool program, creating a "Prosperity Council" stuffed with Republicans which recommended cutting taxes, supporting the huge handout for the Trailblazers, etc.
The right half of my face was numbed for the dental work I just had done. The feeling is just starting to come back. I took a sip of ice water w/ the left half perceives as cold. The right half perceives it as almost too hot. That’s so weirddddd
THIS IS INSANE. This is why we have an Epstein Files. This is why a judge legalized CHILD PORNOGRAPHY (as long as we pretend it’s AI)
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · yesterdayFox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
STORY TIMEEEEE. So the Beaverton Business Association has been using the worst slop AI to make posters for their events that are meant to support the businesses out there. I was clued in by seeing a post from a business in the district upset that they had been blocked by the BDA 1/🧵
Yallllllll. It think we have reached the “First they came for the middle managers” part of this collapse and it’s even more insufferable than I could have imagined. Men: This would be the perfect time to start a podcast.
Sometimes you find some weirdo that you think is funny as hell while scrolling reels and go to follow them only to see your dead friend liked them and you just really wish your friend was alive for a minute so you can call them up and make stupid jokes about how funny the other guy is. Sigh.
When people ask me why I run a food pantry out of my store this is the number one thing I say. Because every single one of us is a bad medical day away from being homeless. I fully believe I will die under a bridge some day, so I treat everyone the way I would treat myself in that situation.
pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼@pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 2w agoThis happened even before I ran for office when I talked about it ok TikTok. It’s threatening to realize someone with no mental health/drug issues became homeless because that means it can happen to anyone. It also shows all the potential lost when we don’t care for our neighbors.
FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out
So we are stealing 65 Billion barrels of gas from Venezuela- probably by providing astronomical kickbacks using American Treasury dollars and then… what? Funneling it through Chevron/Exxon etc who I’m sure are providing enormous kickbacks straight into Trumps pocket and then they make up for it by -
If this guy doesn’t even understand what hospice is then how is he qualified to serve. jFC
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoRFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I would think they are trotting out Bill Gates to say AI is a real threat to convince all the MAGA folk who are turning on AI that it must actually be a good thing if Bill Gates is warning people about it.
After some income loss I just found out about I'm going to be even more behind on rent than I thought I need to come up with $450 now within the next few days I would really appreciate any help sharing out and help me get this met, if I'm even a day late they can evict me 😔
Also as a reminder: TRANS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
scotus makes me scromit@kentonantiques.bsky.social · 5d agoA good friend hit the nail on the head. It would be fun to celebrate this- but the reality is this is proof that they are coming for everyone. It’s a further escalation into fascism while they tell you that anti-fascists are the problem.
A good friend hit the nail on the head. It would be fun to celebrate this- but the reality is this is proof that they are coming for everyone. It’s a further escalation into fascism while they tell you that anti-fascists are the problem.
Virgo season. Sorry y’all. I’m insufferable now.
There are two good ways to act with the Muppets. Either you take the Michael Cain approach and pretend you are working with a professional troupe from the West End. Or the Tim Curry approach where you pretend you yourself are also a Muppet. RIP
Can NYC Liberals please explain, in detail, the aforementioned “economic growth” bc lmao.
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt really is quite funny how the people who insisted for years that leftists needed to be pragmatic and meet voters where they are have planted their flag in support of Israel and data centers, two of the most unpopular stances in the country
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Don’t let Stephen Miller see all this Clanker Chat or he is gunna make AI a protected class.
Saw the bit where white people are trying to say clanker lover is the new n word and before even subjecting myself to figuring out just wtf was going on, I knew in my soul it would somehow trace back to that one bozo- and whaddaya know.
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