claude makes me more productive because I look at its output and then I'm like "damn this sucks, I guess I gotta write it myself"

I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader. The look on their face was priceless.

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Linux Kernel Ported To WebAssembly - Demo Lets You Run It In Your Web Browser

Open-source developer Joel Severin today announced his work on porting the Linux kernel to WebAssembly and has successffully gotten the kernel up and running within WASM-capable web browsers.

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I never wondered why it was called that. Now I finally know and I love it.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 10mo ago

Printing presses kept their letters in cases. Capital letters went in the upper case. Smaller letters went in the lower case. This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’ Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press? MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.

I need this button.

Twonks@twonks.bsky.social · 10mo ago

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Every time you buy AI generated content, a creative human is sacrificed to a hungry wombat. #GenAI

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter

wait when did everyone by bullet engraving supplies, was that after the sourdough craze

‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’ It was originally ‘ekename.’ ‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.” Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it. Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'

is the rapture the same day on every planet

This is sublime

Dgar@dgar.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Everybody got your Antifa membership pins? You should get them when you pay your Antifa union membership dues next month.

game idea: the rapture has happened. society is mostly unaffected, aside from lots of people doing your job: going through the now-empty houses to find stuff to sell. it's like those self-storage auction games, but for christian houses RAPTURELOOTER

brain rot | noun | mindless digital content; the fixation on it and harmful mental effects of it

I knew it! The pearly gates have to be exactly the "antique white" color, not "bone" and sure as hell not "cream". Each gate must be no less than 6' and no more than 6' 1". If the gate doesn't function properly, they're gonna have to get Lucifer involved.

alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11mo ago

bad news: i'm posting this from heaven and it's an HOA up here

Fun fact, if you already have autism and take Tylenol, WHAM that’s DOUBLE AUTISM

Anyone who thinks people are smart enough not to believe that Tylenol causes autism has forgotten that the US (and many other countries) banned absinthe because they thought it was poison.... for 95 years. This belief was, conveniently, stoked by competitor wine companies.

Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content). Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over! kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...

do you think nudists are constantly having nightmares about accidentally wearing pants

I love that all these bots have blue checks. It's a great thing that check mark was such a good gating marker of legitimate content producers.

Your pissed off grandma@anomaly100.bsky.social · 11mo ago

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Everyone's been begging me for a blog post on how ATproto can be used to create a secure, decentralized game that supports decentralized UGC (user-generated content). Well, 1 adoring fan, your long wait is over! kevinhoffman.blog/posts/decent...

is it normal to be tired all the time

Dutch late night TV has its take

If Trump can designate #antifa as a terrorist organization when they're not even an organization, then I can declare that those who choose not to use the Oxford comma are terrorists.

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -An 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron. oxys (sharp, keen) + mōros (foolish) = oxymoron

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The WebAssembly 3.0 spec is complete! webassembly.org/news/2025-09... This includes major features like GC, 64-bit memories, exceptions, and tail calls.

Wasm 3.0 Completed - WebAssembly

WebAssembly (abbreviated Wasm) is a binary instruction format for a stack-based virtual machine. Wasm is designed as a portable compilation target for programming languages, enabling deployment on the...

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And I immediately lose the ability to wash the dishes when the WiFi goes out. Progress is not evenly distributed 😜

ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸@cstuarthardwick.com · 11mo ago

Modern atomic clocks are accurate to less than a second over the entire age of the universe. Carry on.