Remember the joke that used to happen about girls not knowing and having to explain the offside rule? Well can any one explain it to me?
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That's a second faze of play. 2 Hull players have purposefully played the ball. Fuck off Premier League.
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Well another Pickfordless England performance that see's 3+ goals conceded.
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I'm sound with Utd conceding but how is going for diving header not interfering with play?
The greatest goal to grace the Hill Dickinson yet, maybe in the whole of football ever 😂💙
That yesterday might out do the deadline when we sold Arteta, Yakubu & Beckford and only brought in Drenthe and Straq on last minute loans. I'm glad we have Moyes to steer us through this but I'd be contemplating my situation if I was him.
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Kenny Tete is 'fine'. I would have accepted him (or someone of his level) in the Friedkins first window, or last summer, or last January. 4 windows to wheel out a RB who can't get in the Fulham team (also played us for chumps 12 months ago). Sorry, I can't see it as anything but pure incompetence.
Goal scoring opportunity and he hasn't tried to play the ball. Shouldn't that be a red?
People can say Armstrong wants out, so we may need to sell someone who doesn't want to be here. But I remember Everton using the same line for Michael Ball, Richard Dunne, Jeffers, Rodwell & Rooney. We now know it was bollocks & we just wanted them out. So forgive me for being very sceptical.
In the last 2 days Nicholas Jackson has gone for £65m and Liam Delap for £50m. Anyone that accepts £40m for Armstrong is out of their mind.
£40m for Armstrong is pathetic. If this happens, any one who sanctioned should be out of the club within an hour of the sale. Get in the bin Everton.
4-0 less than 15 minutes to give and I'm getting greedy. Get Aznou on!
Thierry Barry with the tap in hattrick. Feed the Baz, he will score.
Been proper done over by the Co-op. Look at half that was visible through the box and then look at the other half. I'm considering all my legal options.
The team that have finished 17th in the last two seasons are getting battered in the first game of the season... I'm shocked I tell you.
Wasn't able to go today and only just put the game on when we won the penalty. How have we been?
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Good goal by Barry and that was a good pass to give Ndieye a sitter.
