I don’t know if I’m more upset at his momma for failing him or his wife for not walking away.

Complex@complex.com · 2w ago

DJ Envy Says His Wife Had to Show Him How to Wash His Butt Properly in the Shower Read more: www.complex.com/pop-culture/...

It’s hell degrees outside.

I’m very chill & generally don’t like to disrupt the peace. But sometimes.. it’s necessary.

I woke up with a crazy headache after having a dream about my teeth falling out. So I don’t understand what the universe expects me to accomplish today.

You’ve marooned your last 5.

✨Harriet Tubman’s Shotgun✨@shannasince87.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You’ve salted your last pepa

**Hits original Running Man in slow-mo

mumbo mouth©️@blackbuilt.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dum dum didaaay!

Shake It Off x Mariah Carey The Love I Never Had x Mary J Blige Plan B x Megan THEE Stallion

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What are your top 3 breakup songs?

Dude I linked with ONCE in ATL in 2019 been chasing down my socials one by one since 2020—starting with Co-Star. And honesty I’m not sure what’s taken so long cuz I have the same handle everywhere. I digress, but why did he f*ck up and add me on Threads just so I could find out he’s a passport bro?

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

"Erin Brockovich took on a corporation poisoning a town's water supply and won. Now she's turning her attention to the infrastructure powering artificial intelligence. She's launched Brockovich Data Center Reporting — a project designed to ma ..." www.facebook.com/permalink.ph... via Rate the Audits

My childhood. My marriage. My divorce. Three degree programs. 2020. My dad’s passing and having my inheritance stolen. My narc family. Fifty years of undiagnosed ADHD.

Cutest sh*t ever.

Eric Columbus@ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The actual text of the Knicks EO via a Mamdani staffer on the other site:

I would be, but now I live too far away from the closest one to participate fully.

peanut butter legs@gotdatthyow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

WHO is keeping Domino's in business. Reveal yourselves

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Serena Williams announces comeback to professional tennis

Serena Williams announces comeback to professional tennis

Serena Williams is officially making her comeback to professional tennis as she is scheduled to play in the doubles event next week at the HSBC Championships in London.

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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

It’s always been projection.

The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

I’m still ctfu cuz Caresha asked where all the scammin a$$ nggas was at and we all stood up.

I handled 2 adult business items today. I just need to thaw out some chicken and I might actually sleep good tonight.

I’d be hard pressed to choose between Meth and A$ap.

Maturing is realizing this is an incel anthem.

'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' was released on this day 38 years ago! (May 27th, 1988) Directed by Stephen Chiodo. Written by Stephen & Charles Chiodo. Starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon, and more. #OTD #OnThisDay #KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace

Today I have a migraine and old work in my inbox. That’s 2 headaches.

He aight, but I guess compared to the fugly ones he could lean fine? Iono fr tho…

An East Tennessee school district has reversed its ban on “Roots” by Alex Haley, after weeks of community backlash, board member pressure, and statewide criticism

Knox County Schools takes 'Roots' off banned book list, restores to libraries

Weeks of controversy ensued after the Knox County Board of Education pulled the Pulitzer Prize-winning book from school shelves.

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RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) opened 43yrs ago today.

‘Back To The Future Part III’ was released on this day 36 years ago! (May 25, 1990) Directed by Robert Zemeckis. Screenplay by Bob Gale. Starring Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary Steenburgen, Thomas F. Wilson, and Lea Thompson. Poster by Drew Struzan. #OTD #OnThisDay #BackToTheFutureIII

Happy Orthodox Star Wars Day to all who celebrate. The movie that changed movies forever is 49 years old today!

‘Return of the Jedi’ was released on this day 43 years ago! (May 25, 1983) Directed by Richard Marquand. Starring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Billy Dee Williams, David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Ian McDiarmid, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Frank Oz, & more. #OnThisDay

Today marks six years since George Floyd was murdered by a police officer in Minneapolis. George was a beloved father, grandfather, brother, and friend. His life mattered and he should still be here.