Republicans blew the election so bad Democrats flipped the concept of supporting the troops.
Daniel Kibblesmith
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I know I’m not hot enough to land a non-spy 10 and I’m okay with that
Who declared and with what evidence that offloading survival skills from your daily routine makes you smarter or more productive.
I think Colom won because he won, right candidate, right campaign, extraordinary organization and human undertaking, but also it is funny how inextricable this news is from how historically donald trump has imploded and taken that party with him, you truly love to see it
Regardless of where you fall on the "the Massie impeachment was an unserious stunt" to "Dems failing to vote on it are derelict in their duties" spectrum, House Democrats messaging like this and not showing up demonstrates they have no fucking plan.
Clare Blackwood@clareblackwood.bsky.social · 2d agoWhoops! Democrats too busy posting about impeaching Pete Hegseth to impeach Pete Hegseth
I wish the neighborhood kids would stop calling me “that poor bastard.”
The GOP writing better copy for Dems than national Dems is always hilarious to me.
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13h ago
It says here that Sam Altman gave trade secrets to a funny clown in the woods that made him laugh like a boy again
The one guy on Earth who should've got an AI girlfriend had like 5 secret real ones instead.
I can’t believe I have to learn all these new Doozie Dogs.
This is all of them, Amazon is the only site I've found with a comprehensive bibliography for me. If you find something you like on here, and call your local bookstore and order it using the ISBN number, I will be extremely upset. I will lose my absolute shit at you. www.amazon.com/stores/Danie...
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Preemptively throwing a drink in the face of every beautiful woman I see lest they steal my secrets and therefore global security
Democrats will have a 56-seat majority in the US Senate. We need to use it. Pass Medicare for All.
Once in millennium park in Chicago a guy had to shush me because he could not hear his holiness the Dalai Lama over my review to a friend of spider-man 3
It is fucking nuts that Dems won a senate seat in Mississippi, I know they won in Alabama a few years ago but unlike that this was a normal win against a relatively normal opponent and not a win against Jared from Subway
"The tech executive said he has been a Democrat his entire life and is open to backing one in 2028, as long as the candidate isn’t affiliated with the Democratic Socialists of America." lol buddy.
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Says Its Products Are ‘Essentially Progressive’
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I did. I saw all of this coming. I’m filling out bingo cards with lost letters and forbidden numbers that would drive lesser men mad.
Me: Woody has a closed-mouth smile. When he opens his mouth he manifests plastic teeth out of nothing, the toy factory didn’t make them. That implies toys have the fearsome godlike power to reshape reality itself Beautiful spy sent to honeypot me: That’s so insightful
1. Automatic enrollment in public benefits. Stop making people prove their eligibility for help the government already knows they qualify for. 2. Make benefits renewals automatic. 1 in 8 adults receiving SNAP reported benefits being terminated because they couldn't complete recertification on time.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
I plan to age like a fine wine. Trapped in a rich old man’s cellar with hundreds of others, ranked among some inscrutable hierarchy, and each wondering when we’ll be next.
The new Columbo! FedEx is holding my Cintiq pen hostage, so I‘ve drawn Detective Chimp. Maybe he’ll get yo the bottom of this? Anyway, the original is now available in the Helioscope Etsy shop! helioscopepdx.etsy.com/listing/4614...
