A thing that happens among strangers is that absolutely nobody is bold. So I will be. I’m actually having a great night and I’d love to share it If you’d be so bold as to need to hear about the king’s singers
Would it help if I could reassure you that if I asked probably a few hundred people would show up in my mentions to say I’m not kidding
Linda Tirado@killermartinis.bsky.social · 14h agoWho needs a call? Someone, of the millions of strangers in the world, needs a friend My dm remains open, and it costs me nothing to answer the phone to you.
Who needs a call? Someone, of the millions of strangers in the world, needs a friend My dm remains open, and it costs me nothing to answer the phone to you.
@destinationvenus.bsky.social hey could you dm me? Mine are open.
I can tell how many people were born within 24 months of me either side by who got the icp joke How does that work?
I’m sorry who and why and for what reason have I re-engaged online and the Discourse is about whether wealthy people can afford quality and is that classist Also ORWELL DID NOT ONLY WRITE 1984 READ DOWN AND OUT FFS Twists of tea. What I won’t do is quote Sam Jackson on this. He doesn’t deserve it
Someone ask Elledge to come to Nashville so I can have a tea with the man please
Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · yesterdayJust to clarify a thing I find I am explaining quite a lot: I am an attention seeker. I like both book sales AND the sound of my own voice. I am saying yes to everyone who asks that I can fit in. If a place isn't on the list, it's not because I have taken against it - they just haven't asked me!
Kind of disappointed that Clacton isn’t going all in on Count Binface, tho. I expected more from the people who brought us Boaty McBoatface, though I do understand that perhaps Clacton voted against that too, haven’t searched up those results
Also. Fuck off, I’m in a fucking wheelchair. I’m trapped half the time. The amount of ways people think I can move a spare whole exoskeleton without considering what and who I might hurt? Because they don’t, so what’s the problem m8 amirite
Anyway the responses to this have been very clear Dog people, be blessed. Form clubs. I honestly don’t go to anyplace that advertises as dog friendly so y’all can have a blast. Idk why y’all bring dogs to places it’s illegal unless they’re trained service animals, that’s so weird to me!
Okay. Tie yourself to a chair and see whether you just adore a dog’s natural instinct to nose your nethers while everyone asks you why you’re uncomfortable. Hundred bucks says you never ask that question again.
Disability is wild. I was having a nice time out on a patio with my new partner and this lady rocked up and said “if anyone minds dogs say so” before she let three pugs loose 1. Okay first off 2. Who’s gonna get sued when I get jumped on and I back my wheelchair up and break a paw. 3. The fuck?
Anyone else raising young teens who can sing the whole Charlie Kirk ai song which was clearly prompted in the style of Lee greenwood
Today in helpful survival tips: your ex is your ex for a reason. Don’t look back. I promise you would rather spend your time doing whatever it is you never did because it bothered them or didn’t really make a good partner of you. You’re doing fine, actually.
This is especially important if you vote from overseas; our rules & timelines are different! Details and resources for your specific situation are at www.votefromabroad.org/states. And they provide human support via the chatbox function. Do it today! @votefromabroad.bsky.social
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We are a comic store. It would be wrong to say we don't do politics because comics are art and art is political. We do try not to be openly partisan - this is your non-partisan reminder to ensure that you are registered to vote. Who you vote for is not our business, but you need to be sure you can.
Linda Tirado@killermartinis.bsky.social · 3w agoI’ve said this before privately and now I’m saying it on the record Go check the status of your voter registration and set a recurring reminder to do it again this time in two weeks. Do not let this lapse.
I’ve said this before privately and now I’m saying it on the record Go check the status of your voter registration and set a recurring reminder to do it again this time in two weeks. Do not let this lapse.
So here’s another couple .pngs for you, use them as you will! The brick wall was taken in Lewisham, London in 2015. The graffiti tree was taken in Philadelphia in 2019. I’m still working on raising funds for this family, I’ll attach the ask below this! Happy Friday, internet. Let’s get it done.
Well over half what’s needed, thanks to everyone so far. Let’s close it before the weekend, please? Much appreciated.
Linda Tirado@killermartinis.bsky.social · 4w agoHi folks, I’ve got another situation to deal with. But first: here’s a .png of a photo I took some years ago. Things are weird, have a cool image. Ask in the next reply, I’ll delete when it’s met. And thanks in advance! You go have some nice cheese or chocolate or something today if you can.
Hi folks, I’ve got another situation to deal with. But first: here’s a .png of a photo I took some years ago. Things are weird, have a cool image. Ask in the next reply, I’ll delete when it’s met. And thanks in advance! You go have some nice cheese or chocolate or something today if you can.
Good morning I’m not sure why you’re not currently listening to Etta james but rectify it, you’ve absolutely got three minutes to get flattened this morning
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Hey #auspol I need a favor. I am attempting to explain the difference between a Melbourne accent and someone from like North Queensland. To an American who thinks “it all sounds southern” Please drop links in replies, thanks in advance
Fucked around and found a man I’d let ask me to marry him. One takes one’s quiet congratulations.