Inventing a cocktail called the footrub where I rim the glass with nutritional yeast

I'm gonna do science about it and measure every month but my hip to waste ratio has fuckin exploded since getting GRS

Car design peaked in the 80s with being made out of squares, the swooshy wooshies of previous decades also have their charm but the wretched 2000 something bubbles have lost the mandate of heaven and must be stopped

What do you mean Norman reedus has a kid called mingus

Watching my boss pretend to be his wife to email a venue we ripped off to threaten them with solicitors we obviously can't afford

It's actually really nice being so obviously my girlfriends domme that the waiters refer to me for everything our entire anniversary meal. Do I know how to taste wine properly? Absolutely not. Can the staff all tell she calls me Mummy and that it's not worth asking her opinion? Apparently.

Constantly coming back to /I'm not gonna bother replacing this computer when it dies/

Ehehe I'm getting so many grey hairs 🥰🥰

A reminder, again, that Ireland has *chosen* not to take regulatory action against this abuse factory, whose office sits in Fenian Street in Dublin. I think this failure to act in the face of clear knowledge is an unforgivable act.

Alright let's do this one last time

Shotgunning my girlfriend through a party whistle

first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this

I would like,,, to be a rabit

Let it be known I did not care for the back rooms the movie but also it's neat they managed to make that for such a small budget

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Finding out today that my teacher thought me and my best friend (who for a bit I have almost exclusively referred to in his presence as "big dog") were married

I closed 60 unused tabs and finally did the thing This is clearly wrong because rabits are very evil

What they woulda called him if Spiderman was American

The thing you must consider is that boots are nice and squeezy and much more comfortable than raw feet

Oughh :cc breathed in an accidental amount of oven cleaner and now I feel extremely bad.

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you should watch my wife fly her goofy little planes, she's extremely easy to bait into infodumping about them

Trinket@trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's monoplane monday. Streaming Digital Combat Simulator, a hardcore sim where you have to actually learn the planes controls, systems etc etc. Feel free to ask questions, every donate and sub recieves a reading from the Complete Book of Fighters! Clickable link below Twitch.tv/trinketbirdy

Should be done!

Women, the chosen gender.

Lordbeef@lordbeef.bsky.social · 3w ago

Men-the accursed gender

My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^

Multiple blackouts in one afternoon :)) this bodes extremely well

Mistress and I have a problematic being awake gap ((She is very sleepy)

Gang lemmi tell you I would /love/ to get back into being a fuckable robot but we're in our 5th consecutive heatwave and I think my latex will poach me if I put it on