Tyler the Donut King

@kingdonutthefirst.bsky.social

Father, husband ( @bluesmay.bsky.social ), brother, uncle, cousin, friend, ally. Blues, Cardinals, Illini, Broncos, Newcastle United, Saint Louis City SC, Portland Timbers, booze & music. He/Him/His. I know all the swears. Saint Fucking Louis.

wanna feel old? the man that the karma police arrested in the song has since served his sentence, participated in a restorative justice program, purchased four separate boat dealerships, and voted for donald trump three times

what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight