Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

My predecessor loved inventing busy work. In two months I’ve eliminated two entire systems and deleted two dozen git repositories.

Picard Tips@picardtips.bsky.social · 3d ago

Picard management tip: Problems worth solving will present themselves. There's no need to invent busywork.

We have loved Cora since the first day she came home.

adrian.@penacolada2293.bsky.social · 5d ago

we don't deserve the unconditional love that dogs have for us humans, but man am i grateful for it every single day.

Before and after!

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

What is a “clavicular?”

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺

Wilhelmina Slater: I Physically Can't

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V【ヅ】@flexdad.bsky.social · last wk.

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows 📺

A legend. Thank you, barbara. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Renowned queer lawyer, activist barbara findlay dead at 77 | CBC News

Lesbian lawyer and activist barbara findlay died this weekend at the age of 77. B.C.'s 2SLGBTQ+ community is mourning her loss.

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I did a very good job of not running away from the lightning and screaming at the lightning and also taking Cora for a walk in the thunder and lightning tonight and I think I deserve a cookie. Where's my cookie?

Cora isn’t impressed with the new season.

My job is beach!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Jean Smart Exercising in HBO's Hacks

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Oz Bueno@justosgood.bsky.social · 2w ago

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Didn’t expect to start the day with a coworker crying in my arms, but hey that’s what Wednesdays are for.

This woman is my new hero.

Pile Of Garbage@pileofgarbage.net · 2w ago

How to win at most all things:

Bacon and a whisky cocktail

kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲@adrierising.bsky.social · 3w ago

if you were the messiah, and people did communion with what was purported to be your blood and body, what would parishioners be given at the altar?

This is the face of a two hour tarmac delay yesterday.

This is one of the strangest bars ever. They had the electrician championships, a commercial for drag race, and now the excel championships. Where am I?

Conference day 1 is now done. 10 hours of travel hafinished me.

Watching the sunrise from 30,000 feet is kinda magical. Not sure it’s worth the sleep deprivation but it was magical.

It’s my first time on one of these!

I was just thinking of you while I wait to board a plane!

Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️@lukeacl.com · 3w ago

It’s me.

Never seen this before!

Cora would like to sing for you the song on the whambulance.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

an ocean of emotion@betarayben.bsky.social · 4w ago

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. (And then she stepped on my face)

I’m not always great at responding but I do my best.

ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads)@wheneverends.bsky.social · 4w ago

quote this if mutuals can dm you to become friends

Chasity is just a ploy by Big Top to be even lazier in bed

Hello Porn Bot! Blocked.

“Just tell your staff to use ChatGPT to write their development goals for the year” Fuck right off with that, HR.

Very distracted today, thinking about kissing all the hot men around me.