I hate the disconnect between physically needing to get fucked/fisted and not being up for it mentally. My body needs railing but my mind is just not there. There’s probably a word in German for it. Ungefickenbereit?
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44 | #RVA | 🔒🐓 | #enby “Anal-crazed mad scientist” locked in a #behindbarz #chastity belt for now. #BDSM & #FF switch, husband, hedonist, cat dad. Daddy_ThiccLegs on Fet. Also me: asspig.com/profile/1066224846
The lube ring doesn’t lie. This is the large Big Daddy in firm silicone and holy shit does that make a huge difference. 😳 Feels like being cored out up into my stomach. No warmup this time, just lube and straight in. My pussy is purring. #justahole #buttstuff #gayanal #holetraining #gaybottom
if I was a muppet I wouldn't need a vaginoplasty because I wouldn't have any genitals. (good afternoon.)
#Locktober 5th #cagecheck, day 72 of ∞. #gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm #wholelottahashtags
Kinky Things I Like@kinkythingsilike.bsky.social · last wk.Does it count as commando if the cage *is* my underwear? 😏
I really do go so back and forth on being hypersexual and asexual for month-long cycles
Have a #cagecheck this #ferrouscockfriday, Locktober 2nd. Day 69/∞. I feel so much better when my boy parts are out of sight. 🥰 #gaychastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #steelbulge #locked #chastitybelt #locked #locktober #fcf
Goddammit, I spent pretty much all of yesterday playing Crusader Kings III. Having ADHD makes it a fun, long-lasting sensory experience, complete with a portable soundtrack playing in my head still. It's strangely conducive to productivity, so I'm gonna lean into it. #ck3 #bardcore #medievalmusic
as a millenial I do think my birthday should be rule 34 themed
Realizing now how much of my “top energy” actually comes from the reaction I get out of my partner and less about my own physical pleasure from being inside them. Some thoughts, a bit freeform: 🪡 #dysphoria #mrenbyswildride
It’s not *my* fault Paradox released it on a work from home day for me. 🤷🏻♂️
Tomorrow marks the start of Locktober (or, if you're me, the continuation of Locktober 2021). Whether you lock up for the whole month or part remember it's not a competition and, above all, have fun. If anything hurts remember to stop, unlock and check. 😀
I used to always joke that I wasn’t built like a god, I was built like a fertility goddess. Well.
Taking a temporary break from the belt, but don’t worry, my shit’s still locked down. Day 66 of ∞ #gaychastity #chastity #teamlocked #pa #dicktube #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitytube #nullowannabe
Not gonna lie, this is a factor I'm considering.
may@maysuser.name · last yr.guy who gets a vaginoplasty because he likes to bottom but anal is too much work
vaginoplasty - clinical - boring - doesn't evoke nostalgia for 90s skateboarding culture dickflip - siiiiiiiiick
I am so fucking sore today and it’s the good kind of sore that leaves you mildly drunk on endorphins for hours I am getting absolutely nothing done at work today. 🫥
Kinky Things I Like@kinkythingsilike.bsky.social · 3w agoDid the thing. #00g rings are in. Such delicious stretchy pain. Gonna go lie down and enjoy the endorphins. 🥴 #nipplepiercings #piercedtits #dadbod #nipplestretching #tt #masochist
Did the thing. #00g rings are in. Such delicious stretchy pain. Gonna go lie down and enjoy the endorphins. 🥴 #nipplepiercings #piercedtits #dadbod #nipplestretching #tt #masochist
Some people choose chaos. Others have it thrust upon them.
It’s Fritzney Bitch -> MIR@fritz.dog · 3w agookay hear me out... Given that 'salsa' just means sauce in Spanish, cheesy chips and gravy is technically a perfectly valid interpretation of an order of 'chips and salsa'
I very, very briefly got the #00g ring in the tighter of my two piercings. We’re not quite ready to switch to them but it’s coming in the next few weeks. 🥴 #piercednipple #cbr #nipplestretching #gaybdsm #tt #bigstretch #iregretnothing #manboob
Thing #462 I won’t miss about wearing a cage or belt: thinking I got all the pee out of my urethra in the bathroom and feeling a little blorp of some move through my taint after I sit back down. Not having 6” extra of urethra to toothpaste-tube out every time I pee will be awesome. #nullo
For those of you who use #atracker for #chastity related stuff, I put in a feature request to let us see our totals in days, weeks, and months instead of hours. Do us all a solid and upvote it for visibility to the devs, pls? 🙏 #datakink #datanerd #spreadmysheets #quantificationkink
Feature request: changeable time unit (days instead of hours)
I frequently track long duration tasks that run multiple days and sometimes months; it would be nice to be able to see the total time in days, weeks, months instead of hours and having to do the ma...
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Because I was on hospital guest WiFi, bluesky thought I was in Ohio and slapped this bullshit on me. Back on my smut-laden Virginia 5G connection and all is well with the world. 😍 #censorship #wtfbluesky
I am genuinely curious if there is a type of #bottomsurgery that will give you a front hole with no clitoris or vulva. Just a smooth surface with a fuckable hole. Ideally one that precum and cum would come out of to be self lubricating. If it exists, that’s what I want. 🫣 #nullo #vaginoplasty