wtf is with doing things with "A.I."? whatever happened to stuff just being done by "A Guy"?
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#1 fish of colour; mischievous "goon" [of ye olden days; of criminal nature, one often employed by more prominent villain] / family corleone enjoyer / owner of 100% of mr max bialystock's upcoming play! couldn't possibly go wrong. #BialystockWillNeverDrop
"Sorry. I burned the food I was preparing for lunch. But I can run across the street and grab us some Krusty burgers." "Okay. Sounds great. I'll help pay." See how easy that is?????
latest men multivitamin gummies i picked up from the store are great and tasty. truly a society grows great when men donate their bodies post-mortem to science, in order to be ground into gummies whose great and tasty multivitamins they will never digest. thank you, men! you are great and tasty!
how i'm standing by on the 7th day after watching the sadako tape
the movie is called "Goodfellas" but these three fellas just killed a guy. WTF, hollywood????
end racism for everyone except gregory house, m.d. (he gets kinda funny with it)
we don't talk enough about how leia presided over luke and han's wedding at the end of the first movie
My feet hurt. My back hurts. It's cold. I'm tired. Other than that, everything's just ducky.
HELP!!!!! i am being DETAINED on ELVIS ISLAND for being without papers!!!!
how many spiders get run over by cars every year? and why aren't we talking about it?
Thinking about that one guy who was on the toilet when someone knocked on the toilet door and he tried to speedrun pooping so hard that an artery in his head got fucked, he went into a coma, and woke up and became an insanely brilliant artist. I wish that could be me
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There’s negative things about Facebook, but you can't deny the positive vibes when someone posts like, “Just wanted everyone to know that I’m the Zodiac Killer and I’ve decided to go back to zodiac killing and hope to murder many of you,” and most of the replies are “Congrats, I’m so proud of you.”
how it feels to exfil with zero runner kills one blue weapon mod and an unstable gunmetal
Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door
ALFRED: why do we fall, master Bruce? DEPRESSED BATMAN: because we’re fail and we fucking SUCK alfred
Sorry, boss, can’t make it to work today. I’m real busy doing a tragicomedic bit alone in my apartment.
if jar jar binks had breasts and was in knights of the old republic it might look a little something like this
Generate an image of Woody Woodpecker at a grave surrounded by other Woodys Woodpecker saying "I don't care who this offends: the man from Up shouldn't have put balloons on his house to celebrate that his wife died." Send to all living family, Linkedin contacts, and girls I asked out in high school.
grogu has been killed and cooked by the famous 1940s vampire kingpin, ReportoftheWeek
[guy who missed the first few seconds of Star Wars] whoa is this happening right now? In our galaxy??
