Young Pete Toms

@petetoms.bsky.social

A beloved cartoonist and writer who everyone likes and no one has ever been mad at (I’m typing this hooked up to a lie detector and the polygraph guy is saying this is the most truthful BlueSky bio he’s ever seen). https://petetoms.itch.io

Every single person that I’ve ever met has spent the last ten to twenty years watching something called “science youtubers” and they're completely invested in the youtubers' lives and storylines and no one has ever once mentioned this to me until now.

Kinda crazy that they made 4 Swamp Thing comics continuing a storyline from 1989, in the style of a comic from 1989 with period-appropriate ads and everything, about Swamp Thing becoming Catholic and it’s incredibly good.

Not being able to eat lettuce has actually helped to expand and diversify my diet. Like 2 days ago for dinner I had 8 dry and unadorned falafels and last night I had a mostly thawed plain frozen bagel.

Oh no, my computer’s alive now. Better give me a bunch of government money bc that’s what the computer likes to eat. Tech journalists, falling all over each other in an attempt be the first to propose marriage to the computer: Wow groundbreaking

Pretended to take my dog’s medicine before giving it to her and she seemed genuinely shocked and delighted, but I can’t celebrate my successful bit because now the pressure is on and I know the only way to top it is to actually take the medicine next time.

A Xmas Carol prequel could be good if it was a trilogy or tetralogy and in each one Scrooge is visited by the same 3 ghosts and learns the meaning of a different holiday that he hates. And you find out that he has a learning disability where he can only learn from ghosts.

Like the immortality influencer, I also made a baby clone of myself to test hairstyles on, but ran into what my team of scientists call a magi paradox where I had to donate my hair to the baby and now I’m the one who’s bald.

hello! rare sincere post: I am hiring an #illustrator, ideally who specializes in linework-heavy horror drawings, for a television #poster job. early stages of development but yes, it is paid. please send me your portfolio (or any poster/TV samples) and a quote/rate for 1 illustration w/ 2 revisions

The Environment: weird niche issue for nerds and hippies, who cares The Economy: very important, everyone believes in Economy, the very real science of why you have to work forever for a faraway man in a house made of gold