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KJ Shepherd
@kjshepherd.bsky.social
NYT #1 Bestseller. Grammy nominee. Your butch aunt. they them etc Writing: keegan.substack.com Also writing: keeganshepherd.com
If you start a weekly or monthly meeting by remarking about the passage of time I'm going to just assume that I can give a cool 40, 42 percent the entire hour.
Here’s my review of Gregg Araki’s latest, I Want Your Sex. Sometimes good enough is good enough! And with Araki, it’s rare to have a film that doesn’t end with a gut-punch. I’m glad he’s back, and I hope this means he has a few more in him.
Quick Takes: I Want Your Sex
Sometimes good enough is good enough!
open.substack.com
I think some sheltered people don’t understand “she’s going to die” isn’t like a glib insult but rather actual facts.
not to be pop culture brained but it is kind of crazy how libfem shit is being weaponized against ppl who are like holy shit Ariana Grande is about to die. fellas is it anti-woman to express concern about the health of a woman and the high mortality rates of eating disorders
*watching a Nico biopic*: oh word what's gonna happen to our girl
"Sex, if anything, is social, and for Araki, the antisex beliefs permeating among younger adults is in itself antisocial behavior."
Here’s my review of Gregg Araki’s latest, I Want Your Sex. Sometimes good enough is good enough! And with Araki, it’s rare to have a film that doesn’t end with a gut-punch. I’m glad he’s back, and I hope this means he has a few more in him.
Here’s my review of Gregg Araki’s latest, I Want Your Sex. Sometimes good enough is good enough! And with Araki, it’s rare to have a film that doesn’t end with a gut-punch. I’m glad he’s back, and I hope this means he has a few more in him.
Quick Takes: I Want Your Sex
Sometimes good enough is good enough!
open.substack.com
I actually think it’s really a bad sign that straight people have managed to erase themselves from conversations about the roots of homophobia.
Everywhere Republicans gather, Grindr crashes. Or at least, that's what people have told me about 500 times since my video discussing if homophobia is always rooted in secretly being gay. But is it true? Do republicans constantly crash Grindr whenever they meet? New Video: youtu.be/GHeAJPbx0SI
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
Hank green admits to using llms to write all that scat porn he keeps sending me :-(((((((((
actually on second thought this was the only correct take
oh honey is my odussy showi--*i am immediately vaporized, a parade is thrown in the laser ray's honor*
Store names in Quebec look like the credits for a movie that received one fluke Oscar nom
in addition to being a loser she has also managed to use buddy and bro like a deeply nervous masc 4 masc homosexual
french people will never stop being amazed that jodie foster speaks french as if this is a thing only someone named babette baguette could achieve
99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa
we should have shamed to the point of mental breakdown the first people to pivot their podcasts to video
I do still think most social media arguments can be solved by replying "are you fucking stupid."
Meteoric rise. @weard.moe getting the accolades and attention she deserves. 👑 www.thestar.com/entertainmen...
How this Canadian filmmaker became a star with ‘messy, brutal, insular’ five-hour movies
“Castration Movie Anthology” upends the notion of what a movie is supposed to be and how it’s supposed to be released.
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I had to take a cab home because LaGuardia sucks shit and my flight was rerouted yada yada but who is this real estate lady on the endless ad loop with heavy heavy bangs who keeps making word salad about rental fees and rent freezes and godddd will nobody think of the landlords
are people in montreal dealing with the tiktokification of tourism or are they just kinda ruder to visitors in the summer
we must confront the truth even when it sears and scars but this time let me believe that boy reached the pinnacle of skill with the theme to the crying game, got hit by a train three hours later, and has been in an avril lavgine / melissa vandella scenario ever since yes that includes taboo okay?!?
Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
Extremely normal for a guy with no family money, who worked as a lawyer for JC Penny’s for 11 years while raising four kids, had his own law firm for one or two years before becoming a state representative, at which time he had less than $200,000 in the bank.
Ken Paxton now owns at least 15 homes across the nation, worth $9 million. His current government salary is $153,000.
"he died doing the work he was born to do, namely taking dick from people he would later torment"
anyway I'm about to watch cat power in Montreal which may be the most unabashedly white millennial thing I've said since etc etc etc
at the point in my career where I have to recuse myself from one of today's main character stories for reasons etc
oh honey is my odussy showi--*i am immediately vaporized, a parade is thrown in the laser ray's honor*
On my CanCon bullshit (eating Canadian chip flavors while naked on a hotel bed in Montreal)
I think legally speaking if you record a video version of your podcast and it's just homosexuals talking then you cannot have opinions about YouTube, again legally speaking, even if I believe YouTube is 80 percent teacher's pet book reports these days.