K.L. Neidecker

@klneidecker.com

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Breaking news: my ICQ chat client has gone rogue and hacked into my competitor’s network and stole secrets from their servers, completely on its own. The ICQ singularity is here. Invest now.

Today, someone learned that the only gatekeeper one has to worry about is the one in their head, sleeping at your brain-gate, letting all the terrible inside voice stuff out into the world. If that bad boy was on post and alert, someone would have made it through the day without crapping themselves

*sees something about the worst book ever written* “Ooh that’s fun. And it is certainly bad” *researches story* *whoops it’s written by a 16 year old in the time of typewriters for a fanzine which didn’t take itself seriously* “Less fun. Now we are just punching a 16 year old for trying”

You learn new things every day. Today, for example, through hard work and the sweat of my brow, I learned MacBooks REALLY don’t like if you do certain things to their partitions. *breaks out usb cord and a spare laptop for DFU restore* Yep.

Popped over for a dad's day visit and ended up having it flipped back on me. He couldn't make it to either of my launch parties due to ill health so this was our alternative super exclusive event. Amazing work on the cake from my folks, complete with marshmallow tulips 🌷

Selfie holding a glass of pink fizz next to a cake covered in white icing with the Get Ahead of Being Dead cover on it and surrounded by marshmallow tulips. Me and my folks with the cake.Me cutting the cake next to the book board.Cut cake from above and a slice on a plate.