@knb1924.bsky.social
SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?
We're losing our iconic weirdos at a rate faster than we're making new iconic weirdos. We must fill the weirdo gap.
For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education
Since multiple people asked, @samarchdb.bsky.social's research doesn't really work well on Postgres because it has one of the worst query optimizers we've tested (sorry it's true). It cannot decorrelate subqueries needed to inline UDFs. See Sam's CIDR 2024 paper: db.cs.cmu.edu/papers/2024/...
DBA@pgdba.bsky.social · 2y agoAny chance @samarchdb.bsky.social wants to start postgres hacking?
Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 2y agoSorry, to be clear, it seems to tell you the date, but not the time. Hilarious.
Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon whether or not it's more popular than Bluesky.
A quick update to say that i’ll be posting all my content to Milf Messenger which is crucially not an echo chamber and is *actually* the place where free speech, spirited debate, and the marketplace of ideas thrives
Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 2y agoBluesky is number 1.
