you wake up in a damp cave to a kobold poking you with a stick. you don’t remember how you got there
Build A Kobold Workshop
@koboldworkshop.bsky.social
I'm a dragon that makes kobolds in my workshop before tossing them out into the world to wreak havoc. This account is SFW (with some mildly suggestive jokes sometimes), so please keep comments that way! Owned by @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social (🔞)
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] *YIP OVERCHARGE COMPLETE. Yip output increased by a factor of 86.400. Releasing Yip...*
No yipping today I’m taking my yearly 24 hour long nap
They’ve upgraded to shoving various vegetables and meats on my horns and calling them kebabs ☹️
Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop.bsky.social · 5d agoSlather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
Well, I'll be damned. The kobold was right! @sanoon.bsky.social used as guineapig for spaghetti attack #TraditionalArt #Dragon
Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop.bsky.social · 5d agoSlather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
kobold, to absolutely no one: helloooo :3 hiii :3 hi :3 hi there :3
I’m audibly sniffling and cry-inhaling, so why are none of my kobolds presenting me with presents and scratching that spot between my back spines that I can’t reach to make me feel better…? Does my manipulation of their emotions mean nothing to them…? 🥺🥺🥺
Slather spaghetti on your dragon and something AMAZING will happen
Holding my 4 inch tall kobold in my claws like this
Me: *Opens a bag of gummies Kobold a mile away:
if you put ur placement grid kobold into the wall he turn red and scream reeeaaal loud 😂
Build A Kobold Workshop@koboldworkshop.bsky.social · last wk.65% opacity green kobold that breaks the laws of physics to stay exactly 3 feet in front of you at all times while completely motionless he keeps telling you to "press E to place him" in an increasingly frustrated tone, but you don't have an "E", whatever that means.
65% opacity green kobold that breaks the laws of physics to stay exactly 3 feet in front of you at all times while completely motionless he keeps telling you to "press E to place him" in an increasingly frustrated tone, but you don't have an "E", whatever that means.
I was supposed to do a drawing for a friend tonight, but I couldn't because I didn't feel well... So, here's something from the archives again. 😅 Here's your periodic reminder to give kobold all of your worldly possessions. They'll yip with gratitude if you do! 😮
sometimes I have ideas but then drop them cuz at least 60% of you would be “into it”
human: hey kobold. do the funny noise kobold: human: please? kobold: nah
And here's today's drawing! 😄 I thought it'd be funny to draw that meme with the pic of a funny bird parachuting captioned with "The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects", but with a smallbold instead. 😮
Boulder found home. Literally. He won't leave this guy alone.
Chertilla Mischief (Danizoar)@chort-mischief.bsky.social · 3w agoOh hey, it's Boulder, he found a uhhh... Where did you...
Kobold chewing on "Smarties" and wondering why they aren't working.
The Kobims, a kobold version of The Sims. Currently, one of my kobolds is on fire while the other two have a water balloon fight 5 feet away, blissfully unaware of their soon to be dead friend.
A kobold that climbs onto your lap and headbutts you to say "I love you."
If you give a kobold a kiss they’ll never leave
type shit i be doing after a long day of flicking my kobolds on the schnoz
Kobold tied to a metal pole by a chain leash and collar, left out in the rain by their evil dragon. Their ears are folded back and they look like this:
