Elizabeth Zelle

@kohizeri.bsky.social

Games Research @ 2K | Making games since 2008 | Amazon, Bethesda, and Volition alum | Midwest is Best | Opinions expressed are my own | She/Her

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel

Rush Creek Reserve is a limited seasonal release from Uplands Cheese in Wisconsin and I make sure to secure one every year. Soft and custardy and intensely savory, this cheese is an umami bomb in a spruce bark wrapper. IMO Best paired with potatoes, thick bacon, cornichons, and beer.

A round cheese with half of the top rind removed to show a pale yellow soft cheese being spooned out
Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.

People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese

I know Midwest Nice is real because I moved from Illinois (where I grew up) to Texas and all of the sudden I've had multiple occasions where fast food workers have thanked/complimented me on being friendly.

In the last week, a GOP nominee for statewide office: -Apparently invoked the conspiracy theory that led to the Holocaust -Called to round up Chinese people -Quoted an obscure white nationalist novel -Called the nonworking "low IQ parasites" We asked GOP leaders to respond. None did. (Gift link).

A GOP Nominee for Texas Office Keeps Peddling Fascist Ideas

Bo French was once criticized by members of his party for his offensive posts. Now that he’s the nominee for the Railroad Commission, they’re silent.

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The adoption of the 'ty' beanie babies tag logo into corporate Slack emoji culture is fascinating to me. Personally, I can't *not* see it as the beanie baby tag first and foremost even though I haven't seen it in that context irl in decades

red heart with lowercase white letters 'ty' inside of it

Common example I've prob mentioned before: I'll ask them to make a board game in class. I come over. They mention rolling 1d6 to move. Me: "Why are you rolling to move?" MOST COMMON RESPONSE: [entire group stares at me for a second] "It's a board game."

Fox Harper@foxharper.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sorry one of the first lectures I give my advanced design students is "right tool, right job" and randomness is the tool I use as an example of something that frequently makes it into game designs by INERTIA, not because it adds something meaningful to the system structure.

I just want everyone back home in the Midwest to know that here in Texas they only recently got Jets Pizza so I keep getting review videos gushing over it as if it’s some exotic gourmet restaurant and I’m dying inside 😂 They’re even romanticizing the ranch dressing

A photo of an open pizza box with Detroit style pizza inside, and a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing next to it. Text overlay reads ‘my heart goes out to people who don’t get to experience Jets deep dish with the ranch bottle’

It is incredibly hard to relax when the radar is clear, there are no warnings or alerts, and yet your Midwestern brain cannot stop looking outside at an eerily still and sickly-hued overcast day and thinking, “Tornado weather.”