KonkeyDong 🔞

@konkeydong2077.bsky.social

🔞 NSFW account 🔞 (Sometimes SFW) I follow artists and repost their posts. I also reposts nudes, because nudity is life. Simple as. Also, I have orbited the Sun more than 30 times since I was born, not to brag.

Jeff and Lance were very apprehensive about having to strip naked in front of their whole class, but they REALLY needed the extra credit... I had to get at least ONE thing out for #septENMber before it was over! ;3

"Strip Search" -- "This will not do, small one. The purification ritual must not be tainted by such humble rags. Worry not, we know of the modesty preferences of diplomats, so one of our regal advisors shall provide adequate cover. There, that's much better. Now then, everyone, shall we begin?"

Summer's finally here - and Bucephalus knows from terrible experience exactly which bits of him need the most sunscreen. Art by @noswift.art - he's just opened for comms if you'd like to snag your own.

There's a type of fungus called the Little Wizard noted for its long white stem and tall blue caps that look like wizard towers. Its gooey spores attach to the back of hard-shell insects to spread, giving the impression of a little magician on a quest during growth. Good in Dwarf Risotto.

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Despite thaumaturgists insisting otherwise, the sole difference between Faeries and Pixies is the blood alcohol content. "Pixie" is just a tiny, slurred mishearing of the word "Tipsy". But remember, faeries are very, very fucking mean drunks.