Keith Phipps

@kphipps3000.bsky.social

Movies, etc. for GQ, Vulture, Ringer and more. Co-host Next Picture Show. With @scotttobias.bsky.social I write The Reveal: http://thereveal.film. Author of AGE OF CAGE. He/Him

the nice young woman at chipotle arranged each item in my bowl with care, separating everything into its own little section with all due respect, ma’am, that’s not why i’m here one slop pile, please

Introduced this one to my kids over the weekend and they both rolled their eyes when I guffawed over my favorite exchange (“Water polo? Isn’t that terribly dangerous?” “I’ll say! I had two ponies drown under me.”) because it's the sort of joke I'd attempt to make. (But, you know, not as good.)