Looking back at something you wrote but didn't finish years ago and trying to guess what the fuck your intended joke was
Krevmh
@krevmhshorn.bsky.social
🔞 27, He/him, Adult Writer. I will occasionally rant about music. I will also show up weirdly often in sports discourse. AI chuds gargle my greasy nads. Singal followers catch this block.
good at school, religious parents, rawdogging whatever I got forever now
emma (toys)@freeuse.toys · 3d agowhy are you mentally ill wrong answers only
It’s always so hard, reaching this conclusion, but there’s simply nothing like insane woman pussy
It's important to jerk off, and for that reason, Krevmhshorn™️ is here. Because at Krevmhshorn, it's not just smut. It's something bigger. It's fami- I have been advised by my lawyers to discontinue this bit.
Playboy@playboy.com · 5d ago1 in 3 men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey. First, over the last decade or so, self-pleasure has gotten a bum rap on social media thanks to gym bros and biohackers spouting disinfo about pleasuring yourself.
weird day to be worried about state-run tv, gavin!
Governor Gavin Newsom@governor.ca.gov · 6d agoFirst, Trump banned independent news from the White House. Now, he's launching what is quite literally state-run TV to try drowning out the fact that he and his corrupt administration are failing the American people. This is truly autocratic behavior from a failed President.
Recently finished. Yeah this is a masterpiece.
Krevmh@krevmhshorn.bsky.social · 2mo agoCurrently reading: Wildly inventive stuff. Audacious to write a debut like this.
JSN being friendly with fans including one in a Pat Tillman jersey Google "Pat Tillman Friendly" to learn more!!!
Darnolverine@dhodgs.bsky.social · 7d agoa man of the people
man these light novels are getting wild
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · last wk.I Ordered A Call Girl And She Was So Sensual That She Started Squirting All Over My Room And Soaked Everything, So I Got Mad And She Let Me Fuck Her, But She Enjoyed It So Much She Just Kept Cumming! And Then We Were Just Fucking And Squirting Everywhere And It Was All A Complete Mess!
the Los Angeles Chargers would like to once again congratulate everyone in media on their Fell For It Again Award. That’s five years in a row
Any time you can rush your injury-prone star player back during a rebuilding year, you GOTTA do it
🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 2w agoUPDATE: Raiders think Brock Bowers (knee) has "realistic chance" to play Week 2. Per Adam Schefter.
Rise wants to hit the gym to look good for Yu, but instead she notices Chie's ass in tight shorts and gets sprung. www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... archiveofourown.org/works/92417046
SUPERTEAM, MY ASS (I'm not actually putting much stock in this outcome and expect the Rams to be very good)
My Seattle Seahawks have not tasted defeat since November 16th
The more classic films I watch the more references I can see in other films and by the time I am old I will be very knowledgeable and also completely insufferable
The Seattle Seahawks got Nick Emmanwori for this guy lmaoooooooo
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 3w agoDK Metcalf and Aaron Rodgers bonded over their mutual embrace of conspiracy theories.
wanted to stare at the moon for a while tonight but she's not there
If you put a screenshot of some dumbass post from a Bluesky dev, I should just block you. I have all those mfers blocked for a reason, stop putting their takes in front of my eyeballs.