Kris

@krisjay.bsky.social

Turn ons: ANTIFA Turn offs: Facism

for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.

Marje, herself@minn-finn.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What I have learned today 1)Things to say to Feds: “Let me see your badge and the warrant.” and “I want to speak to my lawyer.” 2) Turn off biometrics on your phone 3) Keep your whistle handy We keep us safe.

The New York Knicks winning the NBA championship is gonna suck the air out of all the stupid shit happening in DC this weekend. 🤷‍♂️

Michael Bay movie idea: Artemis II wobbles slightly off course and ends up splashing down in the Strait of Hormuz. An elite team of mercenaries stage a rescue deep inside Iranian territory. Explosions and loud music ensues.

Remember when republicans called for an emergency session in congress—on a weekend—to prevent Terri Schiavo from having her feeding tube removed after being in a coma for a decade? If they can do it for performative bs like that, they can do it for actual existential reasons.

Jen Taub@jentaub.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We are in a major crisis. If the Republican leadership does not want to call Congress back into session, the Democrats should come back to Washington and do something now to stop this maniac. Staying home and waiting for next week to do something about it is pathetic.

Since a lot of the internet is losing their minds about all the bright meteors. Let me get my two cents in on this. 1. They happen all the time. It's just that they often happen over uninhabited places like oceans and deserts. I've seen fireballs bright enough to cast shadows. (1/)