Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! Banana enthusiast 4EVA. My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
*checking box to be an organ donor Me: yes pls make sure a nice person gets my vagina DMV clerk:
We’re also funding death squads but what’s really offensive is that somewhere out there a poor person might be able to eat
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I’m just three grams of microplastics encased in a ponderous meatsuit.
Goddess-speed. You got this.
Back on my Thirstday™️ bullshet. 😘✌️
I’m at the age where if I sit a certain way for more than 5 minutes my entire lower body will fall asleep just to feel something
It’s not that the tech is beyond human intelligence or control, it’s that the tech itself results in a majority of humans getting stupider, and anyone who manages to preserve their intelligence will start going insane from the stupidity, and that’s how we reach singularity
You like an angel… an angel of death that is ☠️
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️@beckybunzy.bsky.social · last wk.🕯️🕯️:🕯️🕯️✨✨
This administration will keep punishing these dumb fucken Whites until they finally wake up. tbh, It’s painful to watch.
Every time Dookiepalooza adds another concert date I think about all the cuts to the FDA
Was explosive diarrhea affecting the Whites of the midwest part of Trump’s campaign promises?
It is the weirdest thing in the world for the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to be upset that Christopher Nolan used colloquial modern English to retell a 3,200 year old fairy tale instead of having his actors speak Archaic Greek so the same illiterate morons slow read through an action movie
I just saw a fox news segment citing the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet who are asking for billions of dollars to buy directed energy weapons to fire at UAPs. We cannot win a war with algae but we're going to shoot at intelligent sentient beings capable of interstellar travel lmao
Going out tonight. Camisole or no camisole under my blazer?
America in 2025: MOAR DODGE CUTS America in 2026: you know the dookie lettuce really pairs well with my liver and screwworm casserole You fucking idiots
Dear Congress, If you can give a drunk and a pedophile 1.19 Trillion dollars for performative testosterone supplements you can give Americans Universal Healthcare and feed hungry kids lunches. ✨Thanks 🫶 ✨
Every meeting turns into people talking too much.