True love is a tough nut Helped along by a nice clean Butt
Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! Banana enthusiast 4EVA. My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
An ass so nice, I washed it twice.
I just realized that the Billy Joel song Only the Good Die Young was about teenage him trying to convince a young lady to give him a blowjob. I will not be taking any questions at this time, nerds.
Is is Cake? Pumpkin Spice panties edition.
The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.
pumpkin spice edible panties
Every woman you know is having a similar flashback this week.
Onward Christian Fascists! The Department of War got you. Looking forward to the next Crusade lef by the fucken morons of America, just absolutely winning the hearts and minds of the world. 11/10, no notes.
You got a real poop mouth on you, little mister.
oooh you kissin' a fish
Can’t. Getting my drink on. 😘✌️
You know what day it is. 😘✌️
Some of you weirdos like and bookmark photos of mine from months ago and that’s exactly why I don’t follow everyone back. lmfao
Is Bluesky having a stroke?
Broke up with my medieval bf because he smashed my tv to let the pixies out
TEN POSSIBLE REASONS THE MASCOT FOR “LAUGHING COW” SPREADABLE CHEESE ISN’T LAUGHING ANYMORE 10. A bit concerned about errant predictions that artificial intelligence might destroy life on Earth within 10 years
If only Congressional hearings actually made a difference. lolz
Senator Eric Schmidt is proof positive that Missouri is the home of the stupidest crackers. He’ll make a great VP.
