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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h ago

A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d ago

Jack Donaghy saying “that’s Republican, we count those” to Kenneth

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2d ago

Tate McRae to Variety on being labelled MAGA for collaborating with Morgan Wallen: “I like to say my piece through organizations I support and the environment that I have on tour. I think it’s pretty obvious what kind of person I am and the things I support.“

last dream of home ⚠️🔞@sector-c-labs.bsky.social · yesterday

pull string...? #prideyear / バズウデ

toy story yaoi. an illustrated comic-type sequence where buzz picks woody up over his shoulder, tied up in his pull string and gagged with his bandanna. woody is struggling. in the second image, buzz squeezes the string around woody to get him to settle down. in the third image, woody looks dazed. maybe he likes it...?

loosely based off a scene in the TS2 draft script.

Len @liorlen.bsky.social · last mo.

a souyo comic idea that was eating away at me as I replayed persona 4

Comic page 1 of 4. Panel 1: Yosuke from Persona 4 lays in bed, arm over his head as he looks at the ceiling. He’s in his summer attire: a short sleeve shirt, white with red bird silhouettes displayed on it, and orange-red pants. Captions, his thoughts, read, “Sometimes, I wish my shadow would come back.” Panel 2: Yosuke looks toward the bathroom door. Captions read, “Wouldn’t it make everything so much easier?… to have the decision taken away from me and…” Panel 3: Yosuke stands in his bathroom, in front of the mirror displayed over the sink. Captions read, “Just let it say all the shit I’m too scared to admit. Like…”

Comic page 2 of 4. Panel 1: Yosuke stares at himself in the mirror. His reflection shows his shadow self staring back menacingly, with a mocking smile on its face and bright yellow eyes. It says, “You like him. You’re in love with him even… so the our dear partner.” It continues, “All that bullshit you said to Kanji didn’t prove anything…” Panel 2: a close up of the shadow’s face. It’s staring down at Yosuke with a cruel smile as it continues, “…Except what an asshole you are. Projecting-much?” Panel 3: the shadow’s face distorts into something even crueler as it says firmly, “You goddamn hypocrite.”

Comic page 3 of 4. Panel 1: Close up of Yosuke staring into his reflection in the mirror. The reflection is no longer being imagined as his shadow. It’s just him, with a somewhat disappointed and upset expression. Captions read, “I know. I know that I’m a coward.” Panel 2: viewed from behind, Yosuke leans over the sink with both hands gripping either side, head down. Captions read, “A hypocrite. Kanji’s always been way cooler than me, at least about that. Maybe I was jealous. But my shadow’s not coming back just to air out my sexuality crisis.” Panel 3: extreme close up of Yosuke’s face as he looks down, eyes not visible. Captions read, “I can’t keep running away.” Panel 4: Yosuke’s face lifts, revealing a determined expression.

Comic page 4 of 4. Panel 1: Scene change to the outdoors. We see tall grass visible behind two people, Yosuke and Yu Narukami, Persona 4’s protagonist. It seems to be near sunset. We cannot see Yu’s face as Yosuke reaches out to grab him and pull him back. A caption reads, “I’m gonna try to be brave, partner.” Yosuke says out loud, “Yu!” Panel 2: close up of Yosuke has he still has his hand holding onto Yu’s arm. He has a desperate expression on his face. Yosuke says, “Don’t go.” Panel 3: Yu stares back, blushing with an anticipatory expression on his face. Panel 4: Yosuke and Yu stand closely as Yosuke struggles to speak, blushing. Yu stares back. Yosuke says, “I-I like you.”

Len @liorlen.bsky.social · 4w ago

Basically just stole that one joke from spiderverse

A comic of Yosuke and Yu from Persona 4. Panel 1: Close up of Yosuke with his TV World glasses as he speaks. He says, “Man… How is it that I look like a dork in these glasses…” Panel 2: Yosuke shields his eyes from Yu, who is comedically glowing, giving off cartoonish sparkles. Yu has a calm and collected expression and he is also wearing his glasses. Yosuke continues, “…but you’re somehow pulling them off??” Panel 3: Yosuke is shown from the back with his arms crossed and head facing up. Yu can be seen facing Yosuke, his eyes on the other boy. Yosuke says, “It’s really unfair how cool you are sometimes, partner.” Yu says, “I think you look cute.” Panel 4: close up of Yosuke as he turns to look at Yu in confusion. “W-what?” He asks. Panel 5: Yu is facing forward, but his eyes are turned downward, almost like they see the caption box. The caption box is styled to be visually similar to the text boxes in-game for Persona 4. The box has two lines. Line one reads, “>Say it again. Louder.” Line two reads, “>Play dumb.” The first line is highlighted. Panel 6: Yosuke stands in the same position, but his head is tilted and his eyes are now looking to the side with slight frustration. The text box is still there and now reads, “You don’t feel brave enough to do that.” Panel 7: Yu stands in the same position, but his face has turned back to face forward, presumably toward Yosuke. He is in the middle of saying something. The text box, which is still there, has the same lines as panel 5, but this time “Play dumb,” is selected. Yu is saying, “…What are glasses?”

Len @liorlen.bsky.social · 3w ago

vroom vroom

Len @liorlen.bsky.social · 3d ago

your executioner

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 2d ago

tatsuya holding the salvia and maya holding the forget-me-nots… what if i died

電ファミニコゲーマー@denfaminicogame.bsky.social · 2d ago

『ペルソナ』シリーズ30周年を記念したイベント「PERSONA Memoria」開催決定！ https://news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/260804r

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 2d ago

my psych put me on a tiny dose of olanzapine, an antipsychotic, for my trichotillomania — and i’m excited to say that it seems to be helping(!!!) because nothing else ever has! BUT holy shit the “may cause drowsiness” is not a joke, i’ve been sleeping like a rock

FDRC🌻@fdrcart.bsky.social · 2d ago

#shuake

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 5d ago

are the Paw Patrol in charge of human civic services or a Cars-like world of dog civic services

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d ago

This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.

Social Media Lead, InfoWars at Global Tetrahedron

jobs.gusto.com

Widow's Bay DSA @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5d ago

President Trump has announced they are bringing back the fucked-up singing creatures from the Quizno's ads, not to advertise anything but "just to have around"

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 6d ago

my plug keeps sending ravens that say “i’m but a days ride from the castle” bro you aren’t even in my lord’s many and vast territories

earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️@earend.bsky.social · 6d ago

The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn? This is a real low point.

Edd Coates | Game UI Database@eddcoates.bsky.social · 6d ago

LinkedIn added an "AI slop" button. The U-Turn is happening, expect to see a lot more of this from other tech companies.

Kuro Lee @kurolee97.bsky.social · 6d ago

Yearning #persona5 #shuake #主明

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 6d ago

oh boy Sarah, buckle in

Spam text saying “Hey it’s Sarah. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat? Stop2End”

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · last wk.

landed in phoenix and my weather app is showing highs over 110F/43C

Screenshots from King of the Hill. 1: Bobby looking in the rear view mirror saying “111 degrees? Phoenix can’t really be that hot, can it?” 2: Bobby and Peggy standing outside the truck. Bobby says “Oh my god! It’s like standing on the sun!” 3: Peggy responding with “This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.”

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · last wk.

The New York Times wouldn't let me write about the Age of Diarrhea so I had to do it myself.

Welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

The future is not knowing what ails you

stringinamaze.net

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2y ago

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea

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cross @kurosu.bsky.social · last wk.

met this cool moose on a bike ride in anchorage today

Triptych photo of a moose cow eating foliage and looking like she’s smiling

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · last wk.

@Richard57941301

me: yea i mean what is the minion's deal anyway lol where did they come from

*my wife's rich friends snicker to themselves*

Nelson Du Chambeaux: did you watch all the movies?

*im turning scarlet with humiliation*

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · last wk.

good morning from Denali NP 🌞🏔️ yesterday we took a long scenic train from the port in Whittier all the way out here. i’ll share more trip pics later but i wanted to share these i got because we had clear views of the mountain *all day*. only about 30% of visitors see it at all. i’ll never forget it

星宮 @hsmew.bsky.social · last wk.

話題のアプリすごく良いよ！ #goroakechi

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · last wk.

lrt i’m getting my PADI certification eventually - maybe next year - but you’ll never catch me cave diving or doing basically anything other than the babiest of baby bitch dives

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2w ago

I do a lot of stupid shit but one thing about me is you will NEVER find me in a fucking underwater cave. yall can keep all that! miss me with it! I am staying out on the regular dirt where god put me

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · last wk.

am i catholic? hell yeah i’m addicted to cats

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 2w ago

i can’t capture how amazing alaska is in photos nor do i have the words to describe it lol

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 2w ago

some lady in a facebook group i admin blocked me after i politely and constructively disagreed with and corrected her factually inaccurate comment. so i removed and banned her. bye bitch this ain’t a democracy

cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 2w ago

trump appeared on TV and my dad was like “i will never forgive him. for putting han solo in carbonite”