Being in this space has helped me appreciate a lot of body types. Fat? Hot. Curvy? Hot. Thin? Hot. Muscular? Hot. Athletic? Hot. Tall? Hot. Short? Hot. Big tits? Hot. Little tits? Hot. Big booty? Hot. Little booty? Hot. Everything in between? Hot.

Do I try to be smooth and end up embarrassing myself? Usually yeah.

My type? Spencer Reed and Aubrey Plaza at the same time.

REAL

Lady 🌱✨@justarealcoollady.bsky.social · 8h ago

I’m such a domesticated goddess. I think this is the 4th time rewashing the same load of laundry I keep forgetting about.

My newest power move is if you spell my name wrong AFTER speaking to me and seeing the correct spelling I won’t be responding to your question, I’ll be sending back only Kaitlyn* And waiting for your acknowledgement prior to moving forward.

Embarking on a journey today

Happy Wednesday just a reminder that you don’t need their two cents if they aren’t paying the fucking bill OK love you bye

Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.

There are several great characters in Iced Out, but none quite as special as Winston. 🥰 It may be a hockey romance, but it’s also a little love letter to the dogs that are closest to our hearts. ❤️ #booksky

hey @eurobeatkasumix.bsky.social I hope your sister T***a and your aunts B******a and C*****a are prepared to hear about the way you talk to women maybe they can get through to you, or do you not respect them either?

I miss you like it was the very first night

your friends are around so be quiet, I’m trying to stifle my sighs

Anyone else looking to fuck around and find out today?

let this be a lesson to you, @bjtheadventurer96x.bsky.social that women are not to be fucked with. We’ve got your Facebook. Your LinkedIn. I’ve sent an email to Dragon Con in Atlanta with screenshots of your behavior letting them know it isn’t safe for you to be around women. Be better.

˗ˏˋ 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑎 ˎˊ˗@lunargoddessera.bsky.social · yesterday

found his insta for you, bestie: www.instagram.com/bjtheadventu...

who’s gonna help me find this mother fucjers job and family so they can see how he acts. I love friends in high places. Can’t wait to see you suffer.

If I get another call about a “loan request” I swear I’m turning off my phone service and moving underground

I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Living in a daydream, she said love me like you pay meeeee

Yes, I brought a vodka chicken parm sub to the movies the fuck else do you eat at the fuckin movies bro

taking dat mr smutty out and shit

I was super cranky and then I came home and smoked and now I’m fine beeep boooop Also this guys sitting with his mommy

If you drive a semi truck and drive in the left lane where you’re not supposed to be, I should be able to throw a blue shell at your truck and make it explode

Yes, of course I’m excited for Wicker. I’m the queen of the monster / sentient romance fuckers, baby.

also I love yall and I love bodies but pls put your nudes behind a filter thing I don’t need to be scrolling and just see hole. Love it but like pls ?

Real OGs (aka people over 30) know those Italian charm bracelets are a pain in the ass to customize AND pinch your arm hairs right off

╭┉┈◦ೋ•◦❥•◦ 𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕦𝕤𝕥 #𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕜𝕪 #𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤𝕜𝕪 𝕙𝕚 𝕚’𝕞 𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟! ♡ ❥ 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕪 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤 ❥ 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 ❥ 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ❥ 𝕜𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕟 𝕤𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕤 ❥ 𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕕𝕒𝕪 ❥ 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 ❥ 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕟 𝕟 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕣 ❥ 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕓 ❥ 𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕞𝕕𝕟𝕚 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕

I got my period so I’m down for the count 🪦

Now that I have a curio / display cabinet I wanna buy super nice glass pieces - the novelty ones you don’t wanna smoke out of and break lmao