bródnodig | bussy willows, dottie
@kweenmedb.bsky.social
anarcho-lowryist embittered runner-up on dutch reality tv show "heel holland baft"
visitor just asked if we could show her & her son a newtonian fluid & because i'm an insufferable smartarse i directed her to the toilet to open up the tap (& subsequently made some oobleck & put it on a centrifuge to make little monster hands from the waves of force moving through it)
saw that video of yer wan who got her ass handed to her in michigan being like 'yeah, these outsiders don't understand what michigan is like' so i assumed yer man was from a different state & she was doing a sneaky racism, but it turns out he's born & bred there & she was doing a very obvious racism
[looking at the turing model of computation] ridiculous that some people think this lumbering beast could produce consciousness [looking at the equicomputable λ-calculus model of computation] i don't know if it's possible for humans to have a soul, but i know that this does & it communes with god
a visitor at work got baking powder/vinegar in her eye & a coworker helped her rinse it out. everything was fine until she chatgpted whether this was dangerous & it told her she was going to go blind. so she demanded to be sent to the hospital where the doctor told her to relax & go home.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 19h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
mo bhuachaill: (comes home) mise: (nervous) how was the shop? mo bhuachaill: fine mise: oh thank g-- mo bhuachaill: ran into bean pháidin me: oh no mo bhuachaill: did you tell her you hoped she breaks her legs & hands?
bródnodig | bussy willows, dottie@kweenmedb.bsky.social · last yr.thought about this again today
i've had zero interaction with hank green apart from seeing a video from him every once in a while on my youtube feed for years at this stage, but i never really felt the need to click on it... that is until i started playing 4x3 a month ago (& smush a week or two ago). incredible timing!
there continues to be no science as exact as transphobe-paedophile theory. (the science consists of a single method of enquiry: seeing a transphobe & assuming they are a paedophile). hasn't missed once.
SoMrHarris@somrharris.bsky.social · 2d agoRod Liddle has died. Odious columnist for The Times & Spectator who hated on minorities including the disable, immigrants, and trans people. Here are Rosie Duffield, Kathleen Stock & Julie Bindel mourning his death, coupled with screenshots from two articles Rod wrote defending paedophilia.
Every time I think I'm Anglophobic enough I'm proven wrong
*bolts in through the door & collapses against the wall, panting heavily* rod liddle, he *heavy breathing* he ran away with *gasping for breath* he ran away with the auldest wan *growing faint* you see, because death is the oldest of them all. i came as soon as i heard *drops to floor, dead*
everyone's being so critical of this but nobody is coming up with any practical solutions. how else am i supposed to conceptualise american fascism as being bad if i'm not thinking it's gay homosexual faggotry?
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY IGNORING REALITY IN THE HOPE OF EXPERIENCING A BRIEF MOMENT OF HAPPINESS
this whole thing stinks of begrudgery, to be honest. too many people in ireland are more than happy to begrudge a grown man a pattern of inappropriate relationships with teenage girls.
leftists told us not to worry. that he was a moderate muslim. that we were catastrophising his win. but now we're only a few months in & he's already declared a fatwa on cars smh
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5d agoNow this is the kind of trash talk we can get behind. We’re containerizing neighborhoods by taking trash off our sidewalks and allowing mid-size buildings to trade in their wheelie bins for a bigger, better, cleaner alternative: Empire Bins. It’s time to put a lid on it, New York.
Apparently, the fatal incident happened just outside a local dog groomer’s Google “Glen Hansard groomer” to find out more!
Nialler9 | Niall Byrne@nialler9.com · last wk.Glen Hansard has died after single-vehicle collision in Dublin nialler9.com/glen-hansard...
i guess attacking limerick junction seems a lot less bigoted than saying that the people of west tipperary should know their place & stay home we see you 👀
i was under the impression that the h*ns*rd thing was pretty well-known. like, i'm hardly deeply embedded in women's whisper networks in ireland, but i've known about it since my time in college, i'm pretty sure.
fuck, they've cancelled world pride in response to that raven twist on down under vs the world
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: we're sorry. we listened. we made an error when we listed the westboro baptist church as a hate group. we'd like to especially apologise to fred phelps for suggesting he was homophobic. we're sorry. and maybe god really does hate fags. we're sorry. we listened. we're sorry
these kids are reading me for filth recently. asked a group if they were excited & one said 'i'm excited for the museum but not for you'.
me after watching miss jade so:
Travis@someforeignfield.bsky.social · 6d ago*insanely* THE PHILIPPINES COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS I REVERE THE PHILLIPINES THE PHILIPPINES TODAY, THE PHILIPPINES TOMORROW, THE PHILIPPINES FOREVER MY JOB IS TO KEEP THE LEFT PRO THE PHILIPPINES please elect me to represent Louisiana
just róisín murphy replying agreeably to a reactionary christian dogwhistling about degenerate, mentally-ill gay people with no decency, morality or family, leaving them no legacy. nazi fucking shit. fuck veritable english person róisín murphy.
Miffythegamer@miffythegamer.bsky.social · 6d agoShe’s lost it David.
lol, which of you wished that glinner would spend a single solitary moment of his life talking about something other than trans people & palestinians on that monkey's paw?
Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21@darkeden21.bsky.social · 6d agojust in case you wondered how graham is doing lol
unironically, if you're irish & find it hard to give up your daily wordle, try foclach. it's actually surprisingly easy, even for someone with not great irish like me, because the spelling rules for irish really restrict the number of viable words & it's easy to quickly do vowels (obair).
may@maysuser.name · 6d agothe real victims of the new york times' targeted campaign against trans people are cis people who like to play wordle
does he, you know, take the train to amsterdam centraal?
at long last we have finished keith haring's famous work 'do not, under any circumstances, finish this artwork'
