Kye // Kylerfunk
@kye.bsky.to
30, they/them i'm using tilt controls 🔞MDNI pfp by @gochizo.bsky.social
Fun fact: Poob started as a VHS rental company in 1992! Our CEO Peter Oobus traveled door to door in a purple Ford Transit with only a single copy of Gremlins 2: The New Batch (pictured) for the entire city of Knockemstiff, Ohio to share.
me: "I switched to injections!" my therapist: "did you run out of peanut butter to put the pills in?"
John Wick enters the Sonic Drive-In Sonic Employee: Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. Wick holds up a coin: I need your finest Employee: Of course, sir *Pulls out long chili dog from the back kitchen* John Wick: Thank you *slops on coney dog* Helen loved these.
Brand New Day isn't even out yet and people are already spoiling shit on social media. Can y'all genuinely GENUINELY shut the fuck up for like two weeks?
You ever sit down at a weird angle and accidentally crush one of your testicles? Stream Bluey on Poob today. #BlueyBalls
Shout out to last night when @kye.bsky.to and I were fighting over a singular brain cell
Played the first island of Splatoon Raiders and I can already tell this will scratch my brain nicely. Making Salmon Run a “number go up” game might have fixed my problems with it.
Gonna make it so all Poob subscribers have to watch Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children before they're allowed to write reviews so that way we know they understand ball.
WINDOWS 11 KEEPS AUTOMATICALLY REINSTALLING THE SOFTWARE THAT KILLS MY GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER
114. Mario Kart World They made a really compelling movement system and then said "make 9/10ths of this game Toad's Turnpike". The open world is pointless, the unlock system is clearly unfinished. This winning awards over Crossworlds is fucking laughable. What a disappointment.
It's kind of insane that Moo Moo Meadows has been in every console entry since 2008. This shit's about to become the Green Hill Zone of Mario Kart.
Got one of those new Switch 2s everyone's been talking about, so feel free to add me if we're mutuals.
how it feels throwing every item i have upon seeing a blue shell coming my way
