I really do believe that the combination of "the customer is always right" and unrealistic Amazon delivery times have damaged our society in ways that will take generations to repair

You still have CDs @surber.bsky.social?

Drone metal rules

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 57m ago

New chord change day for the 639-year-long performance of John Cage’s “As Slow As Possible.” The last time the notes changed was over 900 days ago. The performance will end in 2640. www.classicfm.com/composers/ca...

You know you have a quality family law case when both attorneys hate their clients

Clear my calendar, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social needs all my attention today

I am planning to start at power forward for the Celtics this season

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

Certified hoodie weather on August 5th seems weird, but since we seem to get less of these days each passing fall, I will take it

i don't want to have to be serious on here i just want to post my dumb little thoughts but everything sucks

Insomnia level: Already considering calling in tomorrow

Buddy, I've gone 46 years without any of that shit. I can do tomorrow easy

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I don't know if I can go through another presidential election on this cursed website, so I guess this is your 2 year warning

Probably nothing to be learned here

Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 19h ago

*trying to be diplomatic* Uhhh El-Sayed is leading

Ok, break from mundane facts to tell a story about what a jackass I was as a teenager ("You still are," very funny, @fiestajake.bsky.social). I was, as you may have guessed, a stoner kid, listened to a lot of metal, you know, that guy. I wanted to get a pet boa constrictor, but we had 3 cats

"Like this thing and I will say the thing," when will I learn my lesson

Sorry if this offends, but the new Shaboozey album rules

I'm finding a lot of mundane memories I have really depend on your definition of mundane, and some are crimes I probably shouldn't confess, lol

Yeah ok

Ana 🤘🏻@anageorge.art · 2d ago

1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me

Too late, I'm back at my desk. No souvenirs for you from the Swedish capital of Nebraska

kyle@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · yesterday

Anybody need anything from Burt County, Nebraska?

Anybody need anything from Burt County, Nebraska?

FUN FACT: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon closer to the moon landing than the present day!

Bring back country songs with titles like "I Guess She Went to Tulsa (Too Drunk to Die)"

I very rarely get immaculate, and I am proud of a couple of these picks today ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1219 9/9: Rarity: 105 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

I'm not used to happiness on a Monday

Red Sox@redsox.com · 2d ago

Adding a 3x All-Star to the squad. Welcome to Boston, Adley!

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Dr. Justin Quinn@justinquinnn.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Got into an argument with my kid last night because I referred to Will Smith as a rapper, because that's how I think of him first. Yes, I am old as hell.

I would rather stick my entire head in a grizzly bear's mouth than click play on this video

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

Fine, I'll buy the U.S. broadcast rights for the Zweite Bundesliga

Been teaching my coworkers a lot about file path name length the past few work days. Tons of fun

All you can count on in this world is yourself, the first 3 Coheed and Cambria albums, and your afternoon dose of adderall