I cannot use Microsoft’s AI for religious reasons: God is my Copilot.
St. Simeon the Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou. Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Are you criticizing my beans?
Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man, Person Man
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
Oliver The Prude and the Horrid Beach Adventure will return after these blessedly welcome commercials. May they be long! Oh please, may they be long!
Catalytic converter? In the old days we called them Evangelists
It all makes sense. Al Sparkles ✨ the blue fairy, (played with by an actual fey, “Guy Fiery”, in the 2031 live action remake). “Honest Grok the Fox” was not as honest as he first appeared and often told a Monstro-us whale of a tale. And the less said about Pleasure Island, the better, frankly.
“ChatGPT” actually takes its name from GePeTto, who as is well known from his story, makes a taking puppet that does not know the difference between right and wrong because it is not a real boy. (Google Gemini in turn takes its name from the attempt to give the puppet a conscience, Jiminy Cricket.)
I thought hangin' around all day was the better choice.
She discovers that the house has been beset by writers. But in addition, there is a account of a ominous lady, who overturns potted plants and who foretells the fall of the house.
I love when there’s an election and a ball game on the same night it makes vagueposting so much more fun on here Anyway, looks like it’s going to be a real nail biter, too close to call at this point, I really expected they’d be further ahead by now, the field is still wide open, OMG WHAAAAT
“If not friend, why fiend-shaped?” “You mean friend-shaped?” “Oh? Ohhhh! Well that explains a lot.”
I don’t often mention my time in the Contemporary Christian Holy Fool band, Casting Clowns
Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterdayToday, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
If you say “God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World” your comphet is showing THE END
How The Soldier Stole Yuletide! (1984): The childhood sequel to Son Of Kermit The Frog (1982).
The Muppets 2: Revenge Of An Elf (1993): An angry popstar is facing Christmas alone, until an estranged actor unexpectedly shows up!
Douglas Adams: life seems harsh and cruel. i feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Barker: i got great news for you! Barker: the treatment is simple Barker: the great humorist douglas adams is doing a reading tonight. go see him. Adams: but doctor
god i love local news
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
It is unfair how many times I keep getting thrown out of the zoo for yelling at the zookeepers for not having a real Pac-Man on display in the Pac-Man house
“Baboons, baboons, baboons!” we yelled. “Baboons, baboons, baboons!” “What?” said the baboons irritably.
ME: Hi yes I would like to apply to become a pretender to the throne BRITISH EMBASSY: What
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
“ChatGPT” actually takes its name from GePeTto, who as is well known from his story, makes a taking puppet that does not know the difference between right and wrong because it is not a real boy. (Google Gemini in turn takes its name from the attempt to give the puppet a conscience, Jiminy Cricket.)
FUN FACT: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon closer to the moon landing than the present day!
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