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kyle t.

@kylethiessen.bsky.social

Author of the unwritten memoir "How to Squander Your Potential in 40 Short Years" and its follow up "Wait No Make That 49"

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kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm married to someone who thinks video games are stupid, that I spend too much time playing them, and that GTA 6 coming out on her birthday is a personal insult. She's probably right about all of it. But boy am I glad to not be stuck with one of these insufferable narcissists

'Don't Let Your Husband Play GTA 6' — Angry Spouses Are Threatening to Break Up With Their Partners If They Play GTA 6

A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over.

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kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · last mo.

And now everyone who reads People Magazine knows my peeing habits. I just knew, if I married the right person and was pure of heart, it would happen someday! (also there's a new book on the shelves)

Two Former Enemies Wrote a Murder Mystery Together — And No One Died (Exclusive)

Authors and ‘former enemies’ Eden Robins and MW Garguilo formed an unlikely alliance as a writing team. The authors will publish their debut co-written novel, ‘Don’t Cross Mo Ellery,’ on Aug. 11, unde...

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kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Last day of open seating, a feature I truly enjoyed. Today I scored the jackpot: "super" legroom and an empty middle, or what you might call Southwest's "Business Class."

A view from the exit row of a commercial airliner where I am channeling my inner Wilt Chamberlain (by stretching my long legs, not sleeping with 20,000 women)
kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I don't know who this "Birdie Horne" is but she sounds very talented and attractive and like she knows a lot about being a crossing guard

Eden Robins@edenrobins.bsky.social · 11mo ago

🛑It's COVER REVEAL TIME!!!!🛑 Check out this beaut by secret identity @birdiehorne.bsky.social! Thanks to William Morrow and Amanda Hudson for capturing Mo at her absolute Mo-iest. Coming your way 6/9/26, and available for pre-order now! www.harpercollins.com/products/don...

A book cover for the forthcoming comedy murder mystery Don't Cross Mo Ellery, by Birdie Horne.
kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · last yr.

Another astute thread by Sean, who I regularly lament does not live near me, because I'd be buying him a drink every time he posted something great, and he would be fucking wasted all the time

Sean Kelly@storyslug.bsky.social · last yr.

The GOP has spent the last 50 years gradually building a system where protest is harder than it's ever been -- and a system where it's culturally disrespected at a level that's hard to comprehend. For starters, if most Americans take time off to protest nowadays they'll lose their home.

kyle t.@kylethiessen.bsky.social · 2y ago

I have not a single follower who isn't already aware of the trembling, pants-shitting enthusiasm I have for this book and the totally random woman who wrote it. But this review of said book is a fittingly inventive tribute. Wipe your butts when you're done

Roseanna Pendlebury@chloroformtea.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’ve got a new review (of sorts) up at @nerdsofafeather.bsky.social, of a genuinely innovative book that left me fascinated the whole way through, and left me feeling like I owed the effort in return in writing about it. Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins, A*. www.nerds-feather.com/2025/01/book...