OMG, It's Kyrie Zebul! / NSFWish / 18+

@kyriezebul.bsky.social

...Ok, fine. Hi. Kyrie Zebul, demonic thing, nihilistic appartition, blah blah blah. Minors DNI, this includes those of such mental dispositions as to act like children.

A lot of old friends reaching out to congratulate me on my coming out. Unfortunately there are also several people trying to reheat drama from more than a decade ago that I already debunked several years ago. I get it. I’m vulnerable right now. But put your knives away. They’re old and dull.

There's a massive flying insect in my room and it keeps avoiding any attempt I make to strike it down And I wish it would leave but of course it's a flying insect and they are predestined to being annoying fucks And it just occurred to me I don't know what a horsefly looks like so I might die now

If you're not cool to read a MERE 900 characters in an argument--not even 900 words, each individual KEYSTROKE--maybe you shouldn't be allowed to have opinions over whether something is "doomer" or not in terms of toxic capitalism. No way in hell you would have ever read the TOS you blindly sign.

Morn Talking about new Spider-Man, mentioned why I had issues with No Way Home, now I'm getting shade because I called it an inverse One More Day plot. Like, sorry I think Peter shouldn't be allowed access to warping reality on a low power scale, even if you do like the Fortnite crossover gimmick.

Maybe I really am a dumb idiot luddite with an anime girl pfp and the Imperial Wizard really does think I have no weight in the vibecode discourse That's possible I just don't understand the practical application of shit like delaying an input to the next click in a chain like the site's doing now

"Cora this is the eighth or ninth time you brought up Quest 64 in my office" "I NEED TO PLAY IT STILL AND I CAN'T FIND A COPY" "Have you tried emulation by chance" "I NEED TO SUPPORT THE DEVS" "CORA THE GAME HASN'T BEEN IN STORES FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS I DON'T THINK THE DEVS ARE COLLECTING ROYALTIES"