This is a running joke in my house whenever we realize that something will likely remain beyond our reach forever... The bar is so low and the thirst for repentant traitors is so thirsty...
I have a permanent TT job that I like, which makes me luckier than a lot of very deserving people in academia. But sometimes I think about how easy it would be to write about how much the liberal arts hates Jews, do the right-wing grievance circuit, and cash in. More money for less work, probably.