“I’ll never yell at my kids!” Smash cut to me telling my 2.5 year old daughter that Santa is putting our house on a no-go list if she eats any more dog food
Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · last wk.Hey parents of bsky: What are some theories of parenting you were very confident in right up until you had your own kids?
I think when @actioncookbook.com goes on vacation, he should post fun dogs he sees while on said vacation so I still get my fix of fun dogs
Hey @treblaw.bsky.social, are you following the two Scottish blokes trying to get 18 pars in a row doing alternative shot? Electric
I don’t know if it was @professorbutts.com or @thequeso.bsky.social who told me about the Trader Joe’s takis knockoffs but I’m having them now it they fucking SLAP
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Hey @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social, you seeing this dude on the ‘gram who is trying to get a par on a 1,000 yard hole? I can’t look away
Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social, let’s talk PGA championship picks. Who you got? Gimme a long shot. Will Michael Block finally win his first of many majors?
Hey new product alert! @professorbutts.com 7/10. Pretty mild flavor, all things considered At this point, I’m starting to think @actioncookbook.com works for Cheez-It R&D
This is a niche Rochester post but there’s a billboard on the 490 for St. John Fisher University with the word “Transform” but the model is weirdly standing in front of the O and R and I drove past it and definitely thought the billboard said “Transfem” lol cc @dirtbagqueer.rocks
One more donation to my beloved Soviet Cat University @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social quick baseball q. With the advent of pitch replay, I have not see any managers get tossed from a game after going ballistic arguing calls: stealing bases, turning radish red from anger, doing snow angels in the dirt etc. it’s fair to ask, has baseball “gone woke”?
I showed my daughter the music video for Fernando by ABBA before the national championship game and now she requests it on a daily basis. Am I a good parent? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
I have no nice things to say about Sacramento
Ben Natan@thebennatan.bsky.social · 4mo agoIn honor of LeBron James, what’s the worst city you’ve ever been to?
I wonder what our illustrious head of HHS is doing at this very moment
treb@treblaw.bsky.social · last yr.RFK, Jr. [at a tour of a meat plant]: In the 7th grade [flash bulb pops] I looked up at the moon and it made me gay for two weeks,
Hey @dennycarter.bsky.social have you written about the crazy inflation market that is greeting cards? Two Valentine’s Day cards cost me $17!!!!! What the hell is going on?!?!?!
That beer at 5 pm on a Friday when the temperature is over 60 degrees is gonna hit like a truck @treblaw.bsky.social
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, what’s the snow situation in Buffalo? Supposed to fly out at 5 pm today from the airport
Dear @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, @jasonkirk.fyi, @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @edsbs.bsky.social, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I imagine this child had a crazy day at the library today
Hey @dirtbagqueer.rocks, let’s start a “Josh Allen throw for 250 yards challenge”
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social, I read the defector annual report but didn’t see the number of lawyers who are subscribers. Important footnote (I made a bet with a friend, please release the number)
Hey @iansidevoice.bsky.social, I’m working on a theory that Nick Dunlap is gonna end up with like 10+ wins on the PGA Tour but they will all be weird events no one remembers. Underrated bullshit artist