Ready for candidate 9? He's a middle school teacher and coaches little league. Isn't it wonderful he asks so many questions about our bachelorette's preteen child? He wants to do what with them?! Cut! This is not Law & Order SVU! #Fiction #DatingDrama

Let's meet candidate 8. He's a gentleman and a scholar. So worldly with plenty of wisdom to share. If only he's not such a windbag that our camera man fell asleep and missed recording the footage. #Fiction #DatingDrama #Wind

Here we have candidate 7. He's a devoted father of 12, looking for the right person to have child 13 with. He believes having children with different women is a great way to achieve diversified income in child support. Children are the future! #Fiction #DatingDrama #Father

Boss: if this gizmo at the back of the building catches fire, here's where you unplug it and here's a fire extinguisher What I heard: if fire, run out front door #HealthSafety

Now we have candidate 6. He definitely looks the part of surfer dude! He is interested in a long term committed relationship, with a sugar mama, so he can continue to dedicate his time to his beach bum lifestyle. A man who self care is so attractive! #Fiction #DatingDrama #Beach

Here comes candidate 5. He's a writer, financial expert, and oh so charming. He wrote the book on how to get rich quick by flipping houses, and he's looking for a life and investment partner. How romantic! #Fiction #DatingDrama #Flip

It's been years since anyone has seen fresh produce. Shops ceased to stock them when no one could afford to buy. Gardening skill was long lost. She made the 2-day round trip on foot to the next town, to obtain this tomato, shivering to think grandma will taste this before passing. #Fiction #shiver

(To the tune of Wonderwall) Today is gonna be the day when the email doesn't work By now they should have somehow realized it's DNS I don't announce to everybody Hope they go elsewhere About their complaints #ITLife

Emotional support food

I'm not old I'm grey hair forward #Delusional

Do not walk around with open container of milk while walking into chair Follow me for more useful life tips

Tonight we meet candidate 4. He's a free spirit, anti establishment, eco warrior. He certainly dressed the part, in his devil may care bedraggled chic outfit. But must he also smell the part? Let's see if his anti hygiene attitude will score any points. #Fiction #DatingDrama #bedraggled

Pro tip: If your laptop keyboard is excessively dirty Don't clean it with Lysol wipe It'll melt the dirt into a sticky layer under the keys Holding the keys down to type random things once dried #ITLife

Ever since I was a little girl, I've been told how Mr Right is supposed to look like. Don't go for looks, pick a good provider, you'll grow to love him. In my golden years, I'm done conforming. Mr Right Now is good enough. Perhaps even Mr Wrong. Haven't I earned it at this point? #Fiction #wrong

In a suburban Home Depot parking lot, five men in orange aprons stand in a semicircle, staring at the ground. “Alas, is not one among us fit to rule?” decries the eldest. From behind them comes a small, quavering voice. “I would like to try.” They turn as one to find young Arthur of Lawn and Garden.

If you can make another cup of full strength coffee using the spent ground You're using too much ground Follow me for more useful life tips

Welcome candidate 3! He's the founder of a non profit organisation, sharing love and encouraging old fashion values. And he showed up with his 1st wife! He believes it's important for her to approve future wives before they join the family. How respectful! #Fiction #DatingDrama

Thou shalt not eat found cookies that's been in the fridge for 8 months #FakeProverb

"Who wants the potluck leftovers?" "I'll trade your rice for scones." "Here take this box of cookies." I politely and repeatedly declined all the scrumptious food, slowly sneaking away from the party. Reciting "moment on the lips, lifetime on the hips!" #Fiction #lip

Thou shalt not engage in conversation with nincompoop #FakeProverb

Tonight we meet candidate 2. They're a world traveler, tall and slim, and... green? Wait a minute, they're extraterrestrial! Now I know this show is not xenophobic, but there's still boundary to pansexual, right? Let's see if the boundary extends to interspecies. #Fiction #DatingDrama

I'll be at the Shiloh Fifth United booth at New West Pride this Saturday Stop by and say hi! There will be swags 😁

After activating stealth mode, the personal craft crept up to the intergalactic ship and latched on. Joining the others with the same goal. It's a dangerous practice, one common amongst desperados. Hope to survive the hyperjump, hitch a free ride to a new world. #Fiction #creep

Mystical red thread connect? Or by serendipity? #7SyllableSunday #connect

Today we meet candidate 1. He's a successful entrepreneur, financially independent, and own a penthouse! Sady he talked about himself thru the entire dinner, and it's hard to look past his bald spot and rat tail. Is there enough chemistry, or money, to secure a 2nd date? #Fiction #DatingDrama #Bald

#7syllablesentence #7syllablesunday In Gabe’s well deserved absence and because I truly believe that the repartee it develops, I am offering #7syllablesunday prompts which will drop every Sunday between 2 and 4 AM GMT This week’s prompt is #connect. I hope folks will join in!

We're so proud of this child's perseverance. But we cannot ignore 1 and 2's betrayal. They're both disqualified, making 3 the winner. Don't worry! We invited this brave child back as honourary judge for our next contest. Their vacation and hospice care will be paid for! #Fiction #BakingDrama #proud

Body #art Drawn with liquid eyeliner Not bad for 1st attempt (It's always better to not ask questions like what's wrong with me 😂)

We invited 1's child backstage for exclusive interview. With posture slumped from illness, they explained they've been sick since birth. Their family is in debt paying for treatments. 1 need the prize money to pay for hospice care. Should they be allowed to continue? #Fiction #BakingDrama #posture

Transformers have been hiding as vehicles for many years, evolving with technology changes. But it was a strategic mistake for the Decepticons to adopt the cybertruck model. Between public hatred and faulty designs, they are handing the win to the Autobots. #Fiction #year @socialzab.bsky.social