Oh no I drank 4 beers and started thinking about death again (for the sake of not getting the cops called on me I don’t necessarily mean like wanting to die, just death in general and my relationship to it throughout my lifetime etc etc)

frot wayne, indihanda

This concept pairs immaculately with this meme

peril@paulapalooza.bsky.social · 2d ago

posting hole on linkedin

I would like to open my phone without learning about a new hate crime

I don’t think my stomach has acted normal since 2015

It was at that point that DJ Khaled looked deep into my eyes and said “have you ever played rugby?”

The one saetia song where they scream really fast and they’re like trading off That one’s in my head

Worm. It's worm time. Time for worm. Worm coming to the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems later today.

(American psycho voice) do ya like the mighty mighty bosstones? 👉🏻💿

(Bee movie voice) ya like ska?

I like this one bus driver on my route home bc sometimes you request a stop and she’s just like eh I’ll let her off on the next one

Do you think Elvis ever did salvia

Been watching Women’s pro baseball and the idea of these ladies feeling threatened by a trans woman on the field is actually absurd to me. Like yeah I’m sure the 6 foot butch pitcher who looks like a bully from a teen movie would be terrified by the strength of a lanky girl who doesn’t go outside

NIMBY neutron

my body is a machine that turns water into double the amount of piss

Anti-streaming Lupe Fiasco be like I dedicate this one right here to all my homies out there downloading music, legally AND illegally

Whenever a Rochesterian talks about how gross garbage plates are and how they’d never have one I just tune them out. We literally have one thing and you can’t let other people enjoy it bc of your spiritually ozempian diet culture bullshit

Aldi brand chili is so fucking stupidly good

Might fuck around and crack a cold beer like a cowboy while thinking about beautiful women…. Yeehaw 🤠

Guys should I play system shock 2 or read my book about a bpd baddie photographer who humiliates men

Viewtiful Joe 2

Tony Hawk’s Pro Noun

Juicy J is short for Juicy Joe Biden

Childish Slambino (slam band name)

$875 to fix le fucking char fuck ma vie chungus

Me and my gf were just sitting and talking on our lunch break and this maga ass nurse was staring at us like 👁️👄👁️ in the line for the deli like are these people not embarrassed for themselves (I could tell she was maga bc bleach blonde hair + that really thin style of under-the-eye eyeliner)