@pelgranepress.bsky.social My halfling cousin? That’s Ginfoil Raspcrackle! He’s the town’s Wishing Well Architect. Always a good echo-y kerplunk on his designs. Not a great wishgranter though. #merryshire
“We’re like two peas in a pod” “Who are all these other peas?!” “Ignore them, honey.”
Shout-out to all the local businesses literally going to social media war on their Facebook pages Bakeries can't even make rainbow shaped cookies in June without coming face to face with the most hate filled person ever....and their 13 friends who all "won't ever come again" (have never been there)
Entering a new area of the survival horror game and finding this note on a corpse:
Dance clubs should just have one person dance and we all just watch them.
Cats are like horoscopes. You can just kind of make their personalities up.
I'm beginning to suspect that Modern Dog magazine is not entirely fastidious with marking their advertorial content
Early bird gets the worm? Denny’s serves worms all day and night.
When on a cruise, don’t eat the rat shit! Even at the chef’s recommendation, they’re probably just trying to push it before it expires.
Thank god they stopped the guy creaming things before he got past corn.
Reposting because even though the show I originally became a Max Fun member for changed directions, I’m keeping my membership specifically to help out Dr Gameshow. I guess what I’m saying is that Manolo needs to pivot the show to rewatching Star Trek now.
Dr. Gameshow@drgameshow.bsky.social · 3mo agofor some reason there is 💡💡💡 smashing at the end of this episode:
Don’t talk to me until I’ve drained all the fluid from my ear into this mug
Check out a first look at Disney’s ASL re-animated songs from 'Encanto,' 'Frozen 2,' and 'Moana 2,' coming to Disney+ next week. The studio reworks key musical sequences using performance-driven signing. www.cartoonbrew.com/music-videos...
This is what my 5-year-old was making during @drgameshow.bsky.social just before calling me “the worst” live on mic
So far this movie is not living up to the grand promise the cover presents.
This is probably what Absolute Kite-Man is gonna look like.
“Put on your shorts and t-shirts and grab a hammer and play outside” My neighbors apparently
We can increase the popularity of manga by introducing a companion strobe light to be used while reading. It’s just like anime now.