Mystery Ape

@lasers.bsky.social

Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.

the times that a badger has looked at me remain with me like heritable treasures. if i had children i would tell them about the times that a badger has looked at me

i'm not at all an unreservedly pro psychedelics for everything person, and i know we need to wait and see about the details and wider applicability of this alzheimers psilocybin case report, but it would not surprise me if something comes of it

the problem i have - well one of many - it that i actually do want to live on a livestock-inclusive farm in the midwest again now that i've had my fun. but i also want to remain in an urban area and the UK/Europe. i should be able to temporarily inhabit the versions of me doing all of these things

going shared house unless i can get some large extra income going very soon. probably shared house in the west midlands in fact. not quite the nuclear option, that would be a shared house in the northeast, but nuclear adjacent

The landlord is going to come to blow the lock out on Milo's apartment and find his catamite Pariah wasted away dead on the floor after being unable to open a jar of peanut butter for sustenance

Becoming fascinated by the show 90 day fiancé. I have entered partway through a season and it’s baffling. Is this real? What is wrong with some of these people?

I don’t think getting a moment of laughter out of this means anyone likes ICE now, probably p much fine not to assume that’s what the jubilant posts mean

i gotta delete that pic except now i'm fascinated by the dynamics of horny bluesky. these communities exist alongside us, engaging in their own forms of sociality and building horndog solidarity

Not a thirst trap I just find it funny that I still have this skirt. Is it from literally the year 2000 or what? When did I buy it and did I ever wear it out of the house? (Unearthed while finding items to sell on Vinted)

Me in a micro skirt, cut off denim