Laser Wulf

@laserwulf.bsky.social

35 / he him Horror Movies, AEW, leftism, and snark. Radicalized by Animorphs. I stand by none of this, unless you think it's clever. Fix your hearts or die. ICE delenda est.

I will absolutely say that "but Tony Khan paid for [wrestler's] medical bills" is not a rebuttal to the need for wrestlers in major promotions to be classified as employees and provided with comprehensive health insurance. you shouldn't have to present your confidential health info to your boss

bright spot: my dog is being released from the hospital today. She has been there for four days. I'm feeling so grateful to have her back. Hug your animals from me.

I woke up at 4 a.m for a flight that was outright cancelled. They couldn't reschedule me until four days later, so we had to drive 20 hours to a family event. BUT: since we are driving home midweek, I'll get to go to AEW dynamite in Indianapolis! I'm so excited! tony khan works in mysterious ways

we spend a lot of time being pedantic about the correct name for Frankenstein's monster we don't spend enough time being pedantic about the fact Frankstein isn't a doctor and should never be referred to as such

I saw the butcher once in person. He was hanging out in a closed barber shop next to a theater screening Tommy Wiseau's the room. Didn't seem remotely annoyed two AEW nerds wanted to talk to him, and was incredibly kind. RIP.