Lauren

@laurenthemself.bsky.social

Does stuff to words. Social justice bard. Queer. Aussie, but not a death spider. Living and working on Wurundjeri traditional land; sovereignty was never ceded. #OutliersWriters

In Vampire: the Masquerade, vampires can gain the powers of other vampires by drinking their blood and souls, a process known as diablerie. In the Nintendo games, beloved pink sphere Kirby likewise gains the powers of his enemies by eating them. implying Kirby is a diablerist. In this essay I will

Heard the weather forecaster the other night rhapsodising about how lovely the weekend would be, at 16 degrees and sunny, and I cannot overemphasise how irritated I am that winter is not allowed to be winter.

I want a Saw movie where the trapped techbros are only allowed to use ChatGPT hints to try to escape. Except Jigsaw is too ethical to use ChatGPT, so instead the 'output' is the response as given after all the apprentices have played Telephone with the actual answer.

I fucking love #TenCandles so much, youse mob. I love how the characters get built together and how they die together. The storytelling that comes out of a system that's set up where the outcome is guaranteed so the goal is telling the best story you can in the face of the inevitable delights me.

When you have a new knee pain, and the doctor thinks it's caused by a temporary thing (torn meniscus) but then the scans show that actually it's caused by an existing thing (osteoarthritis) getting worse, you get to experience additional pain (grief) on realising that it's not going to go away.