Currently reading A Deathly Compendium of Poisonous Plants and cannot get over this. "Do you have a morphine habit? Kick it with super morphine!"
Cecil
@softestpunk.bsky.social
Storyteller + rat de bibliothèque. Smale beste of gentil kinde. Relic of the 80s. They/them.
thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚
The Backerkit campaign for Teeth is in pre-launch & if you follow it you get one of the stories in the anthology for ✨FREE✨ instantly. Teeth is a queer SFF erotica anthology featuring five stories I'm so excited to share with the world because they're so good!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/o...
Teeth Anthology — Physical Edition!
Get notified when Teeth Anthology — Physical Edition! launches on BackerKit!
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Reframing is a powerful mental tool! For example, I am no longer asking "how many yellow cardigans do I need?" but instead "how many yellow cardigans could I acquire if I really set my mind to it?"
"Wait… since when did the library have merch?” Sweetheart the merch has BEEN in circulation! 📚✨ What IS new, is our white tanks 🌀 So tie-dye, color and decorate to your heart's content, then 🖌️POST and 🎨TAG us so we can all celebrate your creativity! shop.worxprinting.coop/collections/...
Things I have looked up this morning for a short story which is currently only 900 words long: fish anatomy, 19th century rope, human anatomy, do sharks have red blood.
There are (unfortunately) many benefits to running but the best one has to be how good it feels to lie down after. Don't know what you've got 'til it's gone type phenomenon.
Wild & Sweet contains two short stories told from Terran's perspective! 🦌 Today only, free on Ko-Fi and Itch! It will be $1 after that! 💛 Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/s/fb282f3099 Itch: applesncinnamon.itch.io/wild-sweet Cover artist: clarylovesbooks.my.canva.site/illustrator-...
This tastes fine but "contains no real fruit" is an extremely funny marketing claim. Artificial flavours ONLY.
I've seen a lot of AI-generated writing for assorted reasons and for a few paragraphs you could be fooled that it was simply not very good human writing but after that it becomes staggeringly obvious it's AI-generated. If people are content with it, they are not and were never my audience.
29 | In an industry that is increasingly becoming saturated with AI-generated content, how do you feel about the importance of art & human creativity? (If this reads like an essay prompt, yes. Sorry. Teacher. 😅) Also, how do you fight against it? #SummerOfStories #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompt
It's Sweet & Wild's anniversary this week! Tomorrow, it will have been out for an entire year! Ahh! Until August 3rd, both Sweet & Wild and A Taste of Wild Honey are 50% off on Itch and Ko-Fi! 💛🐝🌼 Itch: itch.io/s/196800/swe... Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/alexlarkspur...
You could fill a library with books I haven't written but the one that sticks around in my head is a fantasy pirate trilogy which is all about found family/sticking it to the man/love conquering all/the hot genderfluid protagonist which I have simply never quite felt up to the task of. One day!!
27 | What are some ideas for stories you've had that never quite made it onto paper? Any monumentally daunting epics you'd like to tackle one day? Be as specific or vague as you'd like, vibes/crossovers and genre(s)-only welcome! 😊 #SummerOfStories #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #WritingPrompt
It's unclear how ghosthood works in A Werewolf For Christmas. Augie doesn't think unfinished business quite explains it but on the other hand he can't imagine not being a ghost one day himself. His aunt, however, didn't stick around after her death (much to his dismay).
#QueerPrompts July 28: Afterlife in your story?
imagine billions of years of crashing planets and amoebas turnin into fish turnin into you and each choice your great great grandparents made then BANG theres GLORIOUS IMPOSSIBLY SPECIAL YOU. can you FATHOM that entities art being anything less then ten out of ten five stars? ridiculous. its perfect
Honoria: A Runner Owen Short Story Owen is sent by his prince to investigate a housewife's mysterious death... 🔍 Murder mystery 🏰 Gothic Victorian fantasy world 🏳️⚧️ Trans man MC 🦇 Vampires ☕ Tea ❤️ MM royal/servant yearning Get it pwyw on itchio: vincentlore.itch.io/honoria
It would be easy to imagine romance novelists as warm fuzzy people who are all sunshine and rainbows and while that is true of me it is also true that I'm sitting here cackling over the breakup scene as I twist the serrated knife I've inserted between this poor man's ribs.
I absolutely insist on David Attenborough
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Grab the Romance and Erotica bundle on itch! 36 romance or erotica books by 20+ authors, all for only $30.00 USD! Cry Wolf is part of the pack, and it normally sells for $4.99 USD alone! itch.io/b/3779/july-... #booksky 📢📚
Thrilled to be the 6th backer on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Metal Scraps Covered in Moss & can't wait to get my grubby hands on it www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
Metal Scraps Covered in Moss - a solo junk journaling TTRPG
Metal Scraps Covered in Moss is a solitaire junk journaling TTRPG zine played over 10 days, where you, a Reclamator, find artifacts in the real world and record them in your Artifacts Log as insights ...
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Rereading Queen of the Damned and absolutely lost it at "Armand had eight phones." That's him that's my 500-year-old iPad baby 🥰
Max meeting his tiny nephew for the first time in A Werewolf for Christmas 🥰
Here's a #WIPSnip game! Show a snippet of your MC involving family somehow. I'll start...
Tropes, microtropes! e-ARC signups opening this week! 🎉 #booksky #queerbooks #lgbt #gayromance #mmromance #mmfantasy Add it on Goodreads www.goodreads.com/book/show/25... Add it on The Storygraph app.thestorygraph.com/books/7fa07a...
Important information: the Macro Mike Golden Gaytime protein powder does in fact taste exactly like a Golden Gaytime.
Coming July 28th, my slow-burn cozy fantasy in which the new herbalist in town has to break the curse on a reclusive fey lord before summer ends, only he's never broken a curse in his life and there's something not right about everything... Preorder it today! books.earlronove.com/whenyesterda...
Currently suffering under a very strange and specific curse where half of all sweet potatoes I microwave turn out to be inedibly rotten when I cut them open 😭
It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.
the SPEED at which I ran to my drawing tablet-
Met this sad robot in the Alps.