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Abraham Lincoln: they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Robert E Lee and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go four score with another wrestler, you got 7 years. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!

Seva@seva.bsky.social · 5d ago

biggest surprise from the Lincoln bio I'm reading. The dude just loved to get into fistfights. He's cornered by a gang after beating their leader and yells: “I’m the big buck of this lick!” And they back down! Who knew the great emancipator had a little WWE in him?

Straight up Jim Johnston should become a touring musician who just does wrestlers themes at live shows. I know he's 76 and retired but do it anyway. I'll become a deadhead but for Jim Johnston.

Ultraman is great because the first 25 minutes are building up a monster's complete invulnerability to experimental scientific weaponry and conventional military tactics and then in the last 5 minutes Ultraman shows up

So we do things a little different here, first we give you a menu and after you read it someone will come over and ask what you want off the menu, then you tell them, then we cook it and bring it to your table to eat, then when you're done you pay and then leave

If I was a flight attendant I would just ask if anyone onboard was a doctor to make someone feel cool and heroic and then guilt them into doing my yearly checkup