Hey all this talk about Mitch McConnell missing from the Senate made me realize how I’m missing you being inside my Chambers too What if we reconnected and had one of them fill-it-til-i-buster
TW: eating disorders I’ve been restricting calories for 6 minutes and I do NOT know how y’all do this. 😭
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning cup of validation by gay strangers on the internuts
“Ability to top” like it’s a super power like flying or invisibility 😭😭 wdym u just stick your dick into something
keith@alolankeith.bsky.social · 2d ago3 out of 5 isn't bad
I'm so tired of 80 year olds making decisions for a future they won't be part of.
me: *turns off notifications for all social media to avoid distractions* me 100× a day: ”let's see what my bloomfs are up to..."
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I have noise cancelling inner thighs btw for anyone feeling overstimulated 🩷
