i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
Barbie Girl, Interrupted
@leesha.bsky.social
I like to have fun online Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
this sucks I know it's "just entertainment" but ticketmaster/live nation seem to be one of the most unethically run companies around
“Music publications BrooklynVegan, Alternative Press, Revolver, and Goldmine have been gutted by parent company Veeps... Nearly all the staff at each publication appear to have been laid off yesterday. Veeps, which is now owned by Live Nation, acquired the publications in 2024 or 2025”
He is often quoted by me while scrolling this app: "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here" Also while posting: "When [I] told a joke, and the bitches didn't laugh" Rest well, DMX
Making a case that DMX was our late 20th century Poet Laureate
Naming my future cat Al (short for Albert) and recreating this photo
AI could never!
Need a new therapist, old one doesn't get my jokes
seeing lots of arguebots on here today, which is very disrespectful to me as a human who likes to argue. they're taking our jobs
I do NOT want to jinx today's Michigan senate results but I'm gonna have to put a pin in this one
If you are upset about the election results tonight in NY I just want you to know that I find that very funny
Oh, darling it's so sweet You think you know how crazy How crazy I am
I would like to propose the Taco Bell Principle When a person/institution Did A Problem, & IMMEDIATELY fesses up & takes proactive steps to solve it That's exactly what we want them to do? So how bout we let them live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
The existence of Walgreens implies the existence of Walreds, Walblues, and Walyellows
The existence of Walgreens implies the existence of Walreds, Walblues, and Walyellows
If you eat all of the candy bars then it's kinda like they never existed
just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
You like eating unfertilized raw eggs from chickens? Huh? Do you, punk?
Cheese is the curdled milk of cows. You like eating curdled cow milk? Slaw has mayo, which is made from raw eggs. You like eating unfertilized raw eggs from chickens? Butter is the fat from lactating cows. You're eating the milk fat of cows. Which is fine and tasty. But not a vegetable.
You like eating unfertilized raw eggs from chickens? Huh? Do you, punk?
Cheese is the curdled milk of cows. You like eating curdled cow milk? Slaw has mayo, which is made from raw eggs. You like eating unfertilized raw eggs from chickens? Butter is the fat from lactating cows. You're eating the milk fat of cows. Which is fine and tasty. But not a vegetable.
If you eat all of the candy bars then it's kinda like they never existed
just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
Wow he was doing surgery while drunk? That's crazy
lmao how did I end up on this guy must have been quite confused
Naming my future cat Al (short for Albert) and recreating this photo
AI could never!
Just said “nice to meet you!” to someone I’ve apparently already met
Sinéad O’Connor was owed a massive apology & never received it
died too soon but glad she lived long enough to do a WaPo op ed that was like "hey remember how i protested the sexual abuse of children by tearing up a picture of the head of the catholic church on TV and everyone said i was CRAZY"
Really disappointed to find out that the grape soda I ordered is actually some prebiotic “healthy” bullshit I just wanted some sweet grape soda, not some “gut healthy” carbonation abomination