Left Behind and Glad of it
@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social
Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. DM me if you dare H/T Iaian M. Banks
Well, shit. I'm going to have to make a nasty, hard decision. This cat that has been in our neighborhood for quite some time, dropped a few loads of kittens, none of which have survived, showed up on my porch just now. I leave water out for the possums and other critters in my area, so, she showed
It's Tuesday night, but, fuck it, I've already not killed my family via food poisoning, and the rest of you are so fucking depressing, as is the world we live in: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhW3...
Earth, Wind & Fire - That's the Way of the World (Official Audio)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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You have made my life complete, and I know that I can die happy, having seen the drape of ALFs malformed penis, so ugly, yet so much more lovely than that of the Elongated Muskrat.
Oh, I knew if I searched far and wide, I could ask, nay, beg @faineg.bsky.social for one last ALF hog before I lay me doon and dee.
Oh, before I die of self-inflicted food poisoning, is there any way I can see one last @ALF hog? I don't ask for much, dear Mods, but that would be my last sight before salmonella gathers me in her loving arms.
Update on dinner cooking: we have eaten the questionable food, and now it is up to Darwin and our own digestive and immune systems to see whether a 60 year old Texan, a 79 year old-mixed state woman (Mom), and a damned Yankee (Dave, her BF) manage to make it through the night without losing our shit
NEW: Republican officials were set to vote on a plan to cut almost half of Election Day voting locations in Tarrant County, a major Texas battleground county. But all that changed when outraged voters who packed the meeting room demanded their voting locations remain open.
GOP backs down from suppression scheme in Texas after voter outrage
The plan changed at the last moment, when Republican officials were faced with a massive backlash from outraged voters
democracydocket.com
I am sure that you are all familiar with "Failure between keyboard and chair" I almost inflicted it upon my family. After pre-heating the oven, I started browning the chicken. Once done, I put the sauce, rice, etc. into the pan, deglazing with chicken broth. I put sliced lemons on top, taking pics
Tomorrow is August 1st, the 60th anniversary of Charles Whitman letting "that tumor, it was said, was resting in his head, right at the base of his brain" (hat tip to Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys for the lyrics). @texasstandard.bsky.social is airing a special episode reflecting on that day,
Seth Meyers just referred to Steven Miller as the Cyclops’ two-eyed brother. Biclops. 💀
That's what he spent 4 hours on, watching a YouTube expert .
I got back together with Darin, guy I've known since 6th grade, just recently. We were among the weird and bright from then through high school- got separated when he went to Arts Magnet, and then on to overseas year in Germany, while it was still West and East, not one country. We kept up, more or
I really ought not to do this but @drewcurtis.bsky.social , and @fark.com need your help. I won't give him a goddamned cent, until he and @Heather whothefuckever give me my login back, and stop miscounting Smarts and Funnies against me. But you can support his cracker-ass Kentuckian fuckwit self.
Oh, my Spectrum account is running slow. Is anyone up on Patience on PBS? Is she still as quirky/cute in this last episode rather than how cute/quirky she was the episode before that? Love the show, but you don't get to live in the dead-files area, and have a 1970's habitrail hidden by a fake door.
@Aipac influence references here on my app where I started showing up to see Alf's hog:
Well, shucks and fucking damnation, we here in Texas won't be blessed by Rob Schneider's presence. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
Sharia Law Is Not Coming to Texas, No Matter What Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Says
No, Rob Schneider doesn’t live here. But he has a lot to say about our state’s supposed fall to Islamic forces.
texasmonthly.com
I've taken my own advice, turned my phone and Kindle off, and am about to shut down my desktop PC, and y'all are all welcome to fuck off until tomorrow morning, when I resume telling you all what consummate and utter fuckheads that you are, and how you might wish to kiss my rosy red ass.
I do apologize. There are monsters in this world. I may in fact be one of them. I've asked Mom, Dad, and Ben and Beck, and I don't know if they are reassuring me or just lying to me to be nice. I've thought often if there should be a way to test for sociopathy, psychopathy, or general monstrosity.
You do know that when we come back, we're bringing things you would never believe @jamellebouie.net, @jojofromjerz.bsky.social, @kornetzke.bsky.social and horrors from beyond the deep that would make C'thulhu and Nyarlathotep blush.
