To this day, my brother and I say the word "paladin" like this guy said the name "Saladin..." I feel like it makes our paladins better..
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My spouse introduces me at parties as a "youtuber" 🇰🇷🇵🇷 http://youtube.com/legalkimchi. he/him
So i know about weaponized incompetence but I feel like my spouse uses weaponized cuddling. She will sit and call our children to her to cuddle while watching a movie and then ask me to fetch/do something. When I give her side-eye she points to the mountain of children on her and say "I cant move!"
I think I have fumbled my way into a job where I am now vitally important...
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: I Regret This Decision
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I hate to be the legal nerd on this, but I don't think you folks know what the term "restorative justice" means... Because it isn't about whether or not people watch a youtube channel...
Starting a new job, i have to go through all these training videos and modules. I see a lot of them saying "any further questions? Reach out to legal!" But doctor... I am the great clown Legal...
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
I’ve been making videos for almost 7 years now & I have never, not once, earned the minimum taxable income. In my best year, I still made less than half the minimum wage (all revenue streams including Patreon). I was really hoping this one would bring in some cash before the slow season 💀
Channel 4 copyright claimed my review of their ADHD documentary. Silencing disabled critics etc and whatever.. I’ve disputed it (like it’s quite clearly fair use) but they have 30 days to drag it out. If you’d like to buy me a coffee to get through this there’s a link in my bio 😩
“how did you get into ttrpgs” I'm second generation. My dad played in the late 70s/early 80s. Then i got a camera and decided to talk about them online.
“How did you get into TTRPGs?” It was the activity my CX friends, art friends, & musical theatre kid friends* could agree on. (We don’t talk enough about the high school Debate Club to TTRPG pipeline) *guess which one I was. you’ll probably be wrong.
One thing I think needs to happen to develop better conversations on ttrpg games is being able to separate the setting and flavor text of a game from how the mechanics work to effect a game's intended emotions Just because a game says its about something doesnt mean the mechanics reinforce that
What system works the best for the idea of regular people caught in mysteries and or horror? And I mean system not setting. Call of cthulhu comes to mind as a system I dont like, but whose setting i love. I loved cortex classic for something like this...
Im re-watching midnight mass (mike flannigan netflix show) for spooky season and I cant help but think of 2 things: 1) this is one of the most accurate portrayals of Catholicism in media and, 2) this would make an awesome trrpg adventure.
I've read studies showing that 24-61% of men self reported committing sexual assault of some kind. It's staggering. Nearly every woman in my life has experienced it, and im terrified as a parent that it is inevitable that my children will experience it. "Not committing sexual assault" is a low bar
Maybe its just me, but the best time to watch the lord of the rings extended edition trilogy is November. Its not a Christmas movie. But right after a month of spooky season and Halloween is the perfect time to get some second breakfast watch people walk.
Ok... so not going to Belgium until January. In related news, I have a new job! (Day job lawyer stuff, not youtube stuff) Hopefully this leads to my life going back to normal. And getting a video out soon.
No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis fucking enough
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
I wish my recent life was less eventful. I like having my boring life where I make videos. Even when some of the events are good, it's exhausting.
There is a non-zero chance that I'll be in Belgium in two weeks... Very random. Any recommendations for Ghent? Food, things to do? Specifically near Merelbeke-Melle?
It's weird being so old ive seen decades old African American phrasing be coopted into "modern slang" in my lifetime. Even just as a non black person with black friends, seeing non black people say 'unc' will always feel weird to me.
Bizarre that some dems are choosing to focus on throwing trans people under the bus as the strategy. That isnt what pushes the needle. The reality is, war in iran, gas prices, and econ being generally crap is pushing trad republican areas to the left. Trans rights dont need to be discarded
Very excited to be moving forward with Vineyard under this partnership with @brokendoorgames.bsky.social ✨💕
You are invited to attend The Undead Gala! We've partnered with @isfriday.northsky.social to release the PDF of this 5e compatible adventure on the Broken Door store. AND the PDF includes a $15 off coupon for The Vineyard Dossier adventure guide on Backerkit! brokendoor.shop/products/the...
So my best friend, who has been my best friend since 2nd grade, is featured in this podcast, and the 10 year follow up is happening next! open.spotify.com/episode/1DMg...
Summer of Strangers: Pabba's 32nd Year
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Whenever I think of meeting up with people, I veer into either want to play a ttrpg with them, and/or Karaoke.
Some used the phrase "Mutatis Muntandis" in a contract I reviewed at work and it annoyed the crap outta me. There is no reason to use latin in an contract. I havent heard that phrase in over 10 years. In fact, ive never seen it in a professional context, only law school It is just so pretentious...
Some cis people will literally leave their jobs over Joanne's bigotry, and others are mad they're being told not to watch a TV show. Who our allies are is very obvious to us, and we remember who they are.
Speaking of Harry Potter, I resigned from my position at Universal Studios a month ago over all of the Wizarding World/JKR shit. I am now paying my bills and paying for a wedding purely thru YouTube and Patreon. I loved working at USH. I was very conflicted leaving. Fuck Joanne.
Speaking of Harry Potter, I resigned from my position at Universal Studios a month ago over all of the Wizarding World/JKR shit. I am now paying my bills and paying for a wedding purely thru YouTube and Patreon. I loved working at USH. I was very conflicted leaving. Fuck Joanne.
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I do have a t-shirt that says "trophy husband"... so this isn't inaccurate...
Rude? @legalkimchi.bsky.social catching strays.